WHEN THEY CAME OUT WITH THESE REPLICAS OF CHUCK TAYLOR 1970S, I THOUGHT I HAD DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN. THEY ARE BASICALLY AN EXACT REPRODUCTION OF THE SHOE MADE IN THE UNITED STATES THAT I WORE GROWING UP.
WEAR THEM WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT. THEY ADD SWAG TO A SUIT OR EVEN TO A TUXEDO. AND THEY CONVEY THE MESSAGE THAT YOU INDEED DOES GOTS IT GOIN’ ON.
BUT IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE WEARING THOSE CONVERSE WITH THE MISSING LACES, YOU ARE TOO FAR GONE. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. IN FACT, PUT THIS BOOK DOWN RIGHT NOW AND PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.