FLIP-FLOPS

DAVIS, AMY: Amy Davis/Baltimore Sun staff photographer, 2014. © The Baltimore Sun. Reprinted with permission of The Baltimore Sun Media Group. All Rights Reserved.

NO.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR FLIP-FLOPS ON AN AIRPLANE? I AM ALL FOR RELAXING THE SPORTS JACKET/RESTAURANT RULE, BUT WHEN I AM DINING, DO YOU THINK THAT I OR ANYONE ELSE REALLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR FILTHY, FUNGUS-INFECTED DIGITS?

AND I GUESS WITH GLOBAL WARMING AND SHIT, I CAN DEAL WITH A TANK TOP, BUT WHY DO YOU WEAR FLIP-FLOPS WALKING THE STREETS OF NEW YORK CITY? DO YOU THINK YOUR TOES ARE PRETTY? I COULD BE MISTAKEN, BUT I PERSONALLY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF A WOMAN WITH A FOOT FETISH.

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YOUR CAP DOES NOT HAVE TO MATCH YOUR SNEAKERS.

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GETTY IMAGES: Miquel Benitez/Getty Images.

THIS PHOTO REMINDS ME OF MY MOM, WHO USED TO TAKE HER SHOES TO THE DEPARTMENT STORE TO TRY AND FIND A SWEATER THAT MATCHED THEM.