THE EMPTY LOT

Big slab of blacktop forced up against the back corner of a building. Several ash cans around. A place near school where kids gather to smoke. Empty now.

DARRELL and TIM stand nearby with cigs, puffing away in silence. DARRELL yawns.

DARRELL

—fucking bell, huh?

TIM

Yeah.

DARRELL

’Nother couple minutes, sitting in fucking science! Double helix can just lick me, ya know?

TIM

Right. You do the homework?

DARRELL

Tim, think about what you just said—

TIM

Oh.

DARRELL

You?

TIM

Yeah, my sister helped me out—

TIM pulls a wrinkled page out of his textbook as evidence. DARRELL nods.

DARRELL

Cool. (BEAT) Can I copy it?

TIM

Sure. I’m not, like, for certain that it’s right or nothing.

DARRELL

Gives a shit?

TIM

That’s what I figured. Something to have ’case she calls on me—

DARRELL

Absolutely.

DARRELL grabs TIM’s homework from his hand, pushing TIM away when he tries to get it back. Studying it, DARRELL snags one of TIM’s notebooks off the pavement and starts to scribble down figures.

TIM

Change a coupla answers, though, make it too obvious—

DARRELL

Way ahead of you, dude.

TIM

’Kay.

DARRELL

Always way the fuck out there in front ’a you, Timmie.

TIM

Don’t call me that, man.

DARRELL

Whatever. Just want you to know that I’m on to you, ’ever you try and pull that covert shit ’a yours.

TIM

What?

DARRELL

“What?” you know fuckin’ what.

TIM

—no.

DARRELL

Yesterday. (BEAT) The mall.

TIM

I dunno, what? Serious.

DARRELL

Fuck you, lie right to my face.

TIM

Darrell, what?

DARRELL

Ahh, Jenn, maybe. You fucking saw her, I know you did.

TIM

I did not . . . (BEAT) . . . She say something?

DARRELL

Nice fucking pal I got.

TIM

Hey . . . she asked me not to. The hell am I gonna do?

DARRELL

Ummm, maybe not be a total butthole and keep shit from me. (BEAT) I hate that, more than any thing on this fucking earth. Lies and such.

TIM

—sorry. Put me in a bind.

DARRELL

Yeah, well, don’t do that shit again. I mean it—

TIM

’Kay.

DARRELL punches TIM on the arm, hard, and TIM takes it. They share an uneasy smile.

DARRELL

Listen . . . you got, like, twenty bucks or whatnot I can borrow? Gotta get Jenn a present, perfume ’a some kind. Something. Birthday’s tomorrow—

TIM

Nah. Really?

DARRELL

Yeah. (BEAT) Nothing?

TIM

Uh-uh. Mom cut off my fucking allowance . . . I spray painted some shit in the family room. Sorry.

DARRELL

Great. (BEAT) What about work, they do pay you, right, or you just like hanging out with those chop suey motherfuckers?

TIM

I get, like, a check next week—

DARRELL

Too late! Birthday’s on Friday. (BEAT) Fuck!

TIM doesn’t answer and DARRELL impatiently waves him off, going back to copying the work. TIM begins to examine his jeans. Tries to lighten things up.

TIM

Look—

DARRELL

What?

TIM

—found a coupla welts on my legs, showering this morning. Fucking ants!

DARRELL

Uh-oh, lemme feel your head—

DARRELL starts to wrestle with TIM, trying to get a hand on his forehead.

TIM

Knock it off, faggot! You fucker!! Don’t call me that!!!

DARRELL

Hey, come on! I can feel it, Timmie, you’re going bonkers!! Whoooah!!!

The fighting increases until DARRELL connects with a hard slap to TIM’s face. Suddenly the game is serious. DARRELL goes at TIM again, who hits him with a solid shot to the chest. DARRELL staggers back from the blow.

TIM

Shit, sorry!

DARRELL

Dick!!

TIM

Well—

DARRELL

Use a fucking fist! I was just playing, you prick . . . (BEAT) That’s illegal in wrestling, you know, closed hand?!

TIM nods at this, solemnly accepting the rebuke. DARRELL uses the opportunity to jump TIM and bring him to the ground. They battle each other as JENN enters.

JENN

—hey.

DARRELL

Shit. (BEAT) Hi, Jenn, what’s up?

JENN

Nothing. Figured you guys’d be here . . . didn’t know you’d be making out.

(DARRELL laughs this off and quickly stands, brushing himself off. TIM remains where he is, then rises slowly.)

Hey, Tim.

TIM

Jenn. How you doing?

JENN

You know.

TIM

Yeah.

DARRELL

He sure does. He knows a fucking ton . . . ’course he never tells me. Like about yesterday, for instance.

JENN fires a look directly at TIM; DARRELL catches it before she turns back.

JENN

—what?

TIM

Darrell . . . (to JENN) I didn’t say shit—

DARRELL

Nah, don’t worry, Jenn, he lied his ass off for ya.

JENN

Whatever.

DARRELL

Yeah, which I don’t understand, since he says he dislikes ya so much . . . (BEAT) Hey, did you call Tim “stupid” or something?

JENN

What?!

TIM

Aww, fuck!

TIM quickly gathers his books and starts to move away.

DARRELL

Tim, I’m kidding! Get over here!!

TIM

I gotta take a pee. See ya in class—

JENN

’Bye, Tim. Still got detention later?

TIM

See ya, Jenn. Yeah. Uh-huh.

DARRELL waves and TIM walks off. JENN turns back to DARRELL.

JENN

Fuck you gotta be so shitty for, huh?

DARRELL

Hey, you’re the one who said it.

JENN

God! Talking at some party last month, drunk as hell . . . can’t you just be nice? Your own fucking friend. You know?

DARRELL

Whatever. (BEAT) The fuck you do that for yesterday? Blow

me off—

JENN

Dunno.

DARRELL

I’m asking so I’m interested. (BEAT) Come on, I missed you.

JENN

—yeah? How much?

DARRELL

This much.

DARRELL grabs the crotch of his jeans and makes a face. JENN laughs a bit, hits at him.

JENN

So, I guess that says we’re just, like, back together, huh? I mean, way you’re acting suddenly—

DARRELL

What?

JENN

The hell was all that shit on Monday, “what?”

DARRELL

Nothing. I was pissed—

JENN

Yeah, I got that! (BEAT) The dude’s in my homeroom, okay, asked me a question, not my fucking number. All right?

DARRELL

No, it’s not all right, you know I hate that shit! Other guys and shit—

JENN

Wasn’t about a guy! Je-sus—

DARRELL

Well, fuck I know what goes on being my back . . . everybody sneaking around.

JENN

A little trust, maybe. Try that.

(They stare at one another a moment. JENN lightens up first.)

Fuck . . . whatever.

DARRELL

’S not.

JENN

Then stop with the . . . you know, not every guy around is try’na get in my pants.

DARRELL

—yeah. (smiles) Maybe.

JENN

You gotta ease back on the jealous shit a little, ’kay, ’cause I’m tired ’a breaking up, like, every three days.

DARRELL

Come on. Don’t worry ’bout it. (tries to hug her) ’S okay if you wanna hang with friends—

JENN

Yeah, well, don’t be such a dick about it, then . . . (BEAT) I don’t know about you sometimes, I really don’t. Fucking green eyed monster—

DARRELL

Okay, okay, ’s my fault.

(Another bell rings loudly.)

Fuck! We doing something this weekend?

JENN

I guess. Sure.

DARRELL

Got any money?

JENN

Couple bucks, that’s it.

DARRELL

Shit.

JENN

Might get a little tomorrow. My, ahh, birthday

DARRELL

Don’t worry, I’m getting ya one, two things!

JENN

’S not what I meant!

DARRELL

Bullshit!! (they kiss) I’ll call ya—

JENN

When?

DARRELL

Dunno.

JENN

You get the car?

DARRELL

Uh-huh. Think so—

JENN

Great, see ya later, then. (BEAT) Hey, can you pick me up some cigs?

DARRELL

Yeah. Sure.

JENN

Thanks. Love ya—

She kisses him again and goes off. DARRELL, alone now, continues to smoke.

DARRELL

—whatever.