THE DETENTION CENTER

Big, empty space taken up by numerous desks and metal bookshelves. THINK POSITIVE! poster over the drinking fountain. A teacher’s desk and chair are located in the back of the room.

TIM and JENN sit in opposing seats, hanging out; JENN is drawing in her notebook and TIM stares up at the clock.

TIM

—fucking . . . time, huh? Slow.

JENN

Yeah. (laughs) You sound like Darrell.

TIM

Oh. Not trying to . . . just ’cause we hang out, probably.

JENN

Right.

TIM

Whatever. I mean . . . (BEAT) I’m not getting you nothing for your birthday. Just thought I’d tell you.

JENN

Huh. Okay.

TIM

Not ’cause, I mean, anything. Just don’t get paid ’til next week, so—

JENN

No biggie. You gave me that one CD.

TIM

Yeah, but that wasn’t—

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JENN

That’s plenty. More than I’ll get at home—

TIM

Right. (BEAT) Darrell’s buying ya some stuff. Don’t say nothing, though, ’cause—

JENN

I know. I won’t.

TIM

Good. Thanks.

JENN

No problem.

TIM

Anyways, I’m not gonna have nothing for you . . . (BEAT) I would, though, if I could. Maybe. Just a little thing.

JENN

Thanks, Tim.

TIM

Sure. What?

JENN studies him, then rips a piece of paper out of her notebook. Hands it and some colored pencils to TIM.

JENN

Here. Make me a card . . .

TIM looks at her, glances around the room, then hurridly takes the materials.

TIM

—’kay.

(TIM starts to draw something quickly, covering it with a hand so JENN can’t see. JENN smiles at this, then goes back to her work. After a moment, DARRELL enters and sneaks up on TIM. He makes a sudden animal roar and grabs TIM around the waist. JENN and DARRELL laugh at this.)

Awww, fucker! Stop!!

DARRELL plops down into another desk. He tries to see what JENN is working on but she pulls it away. TIM folds up his paper and jams it in a coat pocket. JENN notices this.

DARRELL

—fucking hypothalamus, huh?

TIM

Yeah.

DARRELL

What do I care my brain fucks around with my metabolic process . . . give two shits about it?

JENN

Uh-huh.

DARRELL

Come after and “clean the board.” Fuck her! Right? Who’s she think she is, anyway?

TIM

Dunno.

DARRELL

No shit, Tim, I know you “dunno.” Fuck do you know? Certainly not the answer to number three!

TIM

Yeah, I told you I wasn’t so—

DARRELL

God! Like to find her, edge of a park somewheres . . . trying to start her car, bad distributor cap, some shit like that . . . and just beat the fuck outta her, leave ’er for the grounds crew come morning! What I feel for that bitch—

JENN

Darrell, don’t be so—

TIM

—kinda cute, I think. I mean, for a teacher and all.

DARRELL

I can’t even talk to you two . . . like a fucking separate wavelength or something.

TIM

She is, though! Not more than twenty-five, looks like—

DARRELL

Shit! Any chance you’re gonna listen to me, pick up on the fuck I’m saying?! Didn’t question the twat’s look, some two-piece French cut! Not saying she wouldn’t be a primo prom choice, you in a goddamn cummerbund! Said she annoyed me, like to fuck-her-up!! Making me an ass, front of everybody—

TIM

Yeah, you did look kinda stupid up there—

(TIM and JENN giggle at this until DARRELL reacts violently, slapping TIM hard on the head.)

Oww, bastard!

DARRELL

Just watch it, man! Fuck you calling “stupid—”

JENN

Come on, Darrell!

TIM

Kidding around—

DARRELL

Watch your fucking self, that’s all.

(A momentary standoff. TIM blinks first, looking up at the clock again. DARRELL smacks his hand down loudly on the desk. He looks around.)

—fucking punitive, huh?

JENN

Yeah.

DARRELL

That’s what this is. Some kinda piece a shit police action.

JENN

It’s okay.

DARRELL

No, it isn’t! Detention is bullshit, and I don’t buy into any of that, alright, so don’t “it’s okay” me, ’cause I feel you’ve been wronged. Fucking flexing their muscles—

JENN

Darrell, ’s no big thing. (BEAT) You probably shouldn’t be in here, though—

DARRELL

—and who gave it to you? Dickers, I s’ppose.

JENN

Uh-huh. Caught me in the bathroom yesterday. Lightin’ up.

DARRELL

Yeah, taking her two o’clock dump. Like fucking clockwork, right?

TIM

Yep.

The three of them share a laugh.

DARRELL

Cunt.

JENN

Darrell—

DARRELL

What?

JENN

Don’t.

DARRELL

Huh?

JENN

I hate that word.

DARRELL

’S what she is, though. Rich called her that, and she is—

JENN

Doesn’t mean you have to say it.

DARRELL

No, it doesn’t. Don’t mean I can’t, though—

JENN

Not around me, then, ’kay? (BEAT) ’S the kinda thing my Dad’d say, you know, say it and screaming and shit . . . so don’t.

DARRELL

Whatever.

An uncomfortable moment passes. TIM clear his throat as a bell rings in the distance.

TIM

She’s gonna be back—

DARRELL

Fuck. (thinks about it) Come on, Jenn, let’s get outta here, go do something—

JENN

What, I got ‘til 3:30.

DARRELL

So? Let’s bolt—

JENN

Nah.

DARRELL

Why?

JENN

’S my fifth. Kicked out if I don’t take it—

DARRELL

Who cares?

JENN

Don’t stay if you don’t wanna.

TIM (to DARRELL)

I’ll go—

DARRELL

I mean, shit . . . ’s like I’m taking it, too, I hang out the library or whatnot, waiting for you guys.

JENN

I know.

DARRELL

Right?

TIM

—go outside with ya and smoke or something, if you wanna. ’S an idea.

DARRELL

Hey, Mr. Ideas, why don’t you go study up on your periodic tables, shit ’a that nature, ’stead of dishing advice, okay?

DARRELL kicks TIM in the leg then turns back to JENN. TIM plays with a colored pencil.

JENN

So . . . you gonna hang or not?

DARRELL

Ummm, nah. I mean, no sense dragging us all down—

JENN

Whatever.

DARRELL

That’d just be stupid. Right, Timmie?

DARRELL looks at TIM for emphasis. TIM shakes his head and moves over to the door.

JENN

Just gotta keep it going, don’t ya?

(DARRELL nods and smiles, then moves over to the wooden desk. He tests the drawers and then forces one open. A snap! of wood.)

Darrell—

TIM (glancing outside)

Come on, man . . . I think she’s coming!

DARRELL

Hold it.

(DARRELL moves quickly through the compartment, rummaging and pocketing some change as he digs. He suddenly produces a half pack of cigarettes and tosses them to JENN. He closes the drawer and saunters back.)

There’s those smokes I promised you—

JENN

Great. That’s great—

DARRELL

See ya.

He touches JENN’s face briefly, then exits. TIM hovers at the door for an uncomfortable moment.

TIM

—’bye.

JENN

Yeah.

At the last second, TIM moves back inside and hands JENN his folded up “card.”

TIM

Here’s your . . . thing. I didn’t get to finish, but, you know—

JENN

Thanks, Tim. Thanks a lot.

He starts to say something but heads for the door. At the last second, JENN mimes for TIM to call her. He nods and disappears into the hall.

JENN sits back in her seat and quickly hides the package of smokes in her coat. After a moment, she opens the card and reads it. Reads it again. Her eyes well up with tears.