THE LIVING ROOM

Same as before, maybe a bit messier. TV still on and loud. Today’s newspaper on the sofa.

DARRELL sits in a chair, looking straight ahead. CAMMIE is standing near SHARI, helping her into a coat. Baby cries in the other room.

CAMMIE

—fucking fits, huh?

SHARI

Yeah.

CAMMIE

Good. Used to wear this all the time. ’S cute.

SHARI

It is, you’re right.

CAMMIE

’Round the time I married your dad, I got this—

SHARI

Yeah? Well, I like the sleeves.

CAMMIE

Uh-huh.

SHARI (to DARRELL)

How do I look?

DARRELL

Nice.

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SHARI

Thanks.

CAMMIE

Shit, he don’t know! Halston came up and bit ’em on the ass, he wouldn’t know.

SHARI

He likes it, though.

CAMMIE

Wears fucking album covers on his clothes, so I wouldn’t put a bunch ’a stock in what Darrell thinks—

SHARI

Oh.

CAMMIE

Anyway, it’s okay. Looks good on you. Way it’s cut, shows off your butt—

SHARI

Not much ’a one.

CAMMIE

’S not bad. Filled out a little since the kid.

SHARI

Barely.

CAMMIE

Yeah, but a bit. Bit ’a something back there now—

SHARI

Thanks. You think?

CAMMIE

Shit yeah. Cute little ass! (slaps it) Even Darrell can see that much. Right? Darrell!

DARRELL

What?

CAMMIE

I said, “right”? Shari’s ass looks okay, don’t it?

DARRELL

Whatever.

CAMMIE

Shit. Moody little fucker . . . (to SHARI) Anyway, it does.

(Baby cries out loudly. SHARI looks toward the hall but CAMMIE waves her off as she yawns.)

Worry ’bout it. I’ll get ’em in a minute.

SHARI

Sure? I can—

CAMMIE

No, you two need to get going. Rich’s gonna be in here in a second, yelling and his usual show, so just go—

SHARI

’Kay. Thanks again.

CAMMIE

You bet.

SHARI

Won’t stay late.

CAMMIE

No, no . . . long as you want.

SHARI

I don’t like cars that much—

CAMMIE

Be nice, though. To get out. We saw ’em yesterday. Pretty spectacular.

A car horn blasts. SHARI turns and yells out the door.

SHARI

Comin’!

CAMMIE pushes a small wad of bills into SHARIs hand. DARRELL notices this but says nothing, just laughs to himself.

CAMMIE

Tell Rich to stop and get you some burgers. You didn’t eat yet, did ya?

SHARI

No.

CAMMIE

All right, then.

SHARI

You got milk, right? I forgot formula—

CAMMIE

’S about a half gallon. I’m gonna run out later.

SHARI

And he’s got a little rash. I put some extra diapers in there . . . should be enough.

CAMMIE

Fine, no worries. Have some fun!

They hug briefly and then CAMMIE crosses out to the hall and exits. SHARI grabs her purse and heads for the door.

SHARI

—see ya, Darrell.

DARRELL

Yep.

SHARI

Have a good time tonight.

DARRELL

Thanks. You too.

SHARI

Yeah. (BEAT) You really think I look okay in this?

DARRELL (turning finally)

—uh-huh. Nice.

SHARI

And my ass? (laughs) ’S all right?

DARRELL

You look good.

SHARI

Then okay. So, better get out to the—

RICH enters through the kitchen, looking a bit flustered.

RICH

—fucking parking, huh?

SHARI

Yeah.

RICH

Need to get on the road, Shari, we want a shot at not walking for, like, six miles.

SHARI

I’m ready—

RICH

Good. Let’s roll—

SHARI

’Kay.

RICH

Darrell. (BEAT) Darrell!

DARRELL

Yeah.

RICH

Answer a person, they fucking try to communicate with ya.

DARRELL

Sorry.

RICH

Tell your mother I can’t back the Impala out for her. Don’t know where the keys are—

DARRELL

Okay.

RICH

Maybe you can run down, pick up some milk for her. Don’t really want her driving it, anyway, ’til I get it looked at.

DARRELL

Fine. Gotta get some smokes, anyhow—

RICH

Great. See ya. (to SHARI) Let’s do it.

SHARI

Alright. Bye, Darrell.

DARRELL

So long.

SHARI waves at DARRELL and RICH closes the door behind them. DARRELL sits by himself, staring at the TV. After a moment, CAMMIE returns. Baby is still crying

CAMMIE

—fucking brat, huh?

DARRELL

Yeah.

CAMMIE

Cannot get ’em to calm down right now. Fuck it, cry m’self out. Whatever.

DARRELL

Right.

She yawns loudly.

CAMMIE

Ooommmmm! ’Nother hour, I’m not gonna hear shit, anyway, blubber away all he wants to . . . (BEAT) Time you taking off for your “big” thing?

DARRELL

Half hour or so—

CAMMIE

Alright. Where you guys going?

DARRELL

Just around.

CAMMIE

Sounds fun—

DARRELL

Yep.

They sit silently for a moment, watching the TV.

CAMMIE

Hate this fucking show—

DARRELL

Change it.

CAMMIE

Cable’s out.

DARRELL

Oh.

CAMMIE

Yeah.

DARRELL

Fuck.

CAMMIE

Exactly. Don’t matter, couldn’t hear it over that little shit, anyway . . . (yawns again) Gonna lay down a minute.

DARRELL

’Kay.

CAMMIE

Wake me ’fore you go, alright? ’Least tell me you’re off—

DARRELL

I will.

CAMMIE stands and heads toward the hall.

Hey, Mom?

CAMMIE

Yeah?

DARRELL

You really don’t remember those forts we used to make on the porch? I mean, with that blanket ’a yours—

CAMMIE

Nah, I really don’t.

DARRELL

Huh.

CAMMIE

I can see that house in my head and all, but not so much specifically about it. ’S a bad time for me, you know, just married and I was pregnant, too, ’member? Yeah. Lost the kid, though, that summer I lost it and Shari’s dad and me at each other a lot. Fighting. (BEAT) Not, like, the best chapter for me, so, you’re on your own with the Kodak memories and shit—

DARRELL

No big deal. Just asking—

CAMMIE

Truthfully, I don’t recall that much about you. Really. Growing up, I mean.

DARRELL

No?

CAMMIE

Nah. Just fucking happened and then, one day, well, there you were. Darrell. (BEAT) Course I can remember taking you around places when you were little, the store and stuff, and losing you at the mall one time—Shopping Center, they used to call it, “Shopping Center”—you crawled under a god­damn bench outside Sears and I couldn’t find you for, maybe, twenty minutes . . . Shit like that I recall, but you, I mean, just you as an individual—you never really made that big an impres­sion—

CAMMIE yawns and exits the room. DARRELL looks back to the TV. Tries the remote. Nothing. He stands now, going to the console and wiggling a wire in the back. Still nothing. Suddenly, he smacks the side of the set savagely several times. Like magic, a sharp picture appears.

Satisfied, DARRELL checks his watch and returns to his chair. He begins clicking through the channels, one after the next, faster and faster.