Sometimes a man is too tired for intercourse. Or he’s had too much to eat or drink to perform well. Dave B. has been in restaurant management in Manhattan for twenty years, which means long hours, late nights, free drinks, and sometimes “a whiskey dick.” After age thirty, he says, every man needs to perfect his oral game because eventually, for one reason or another, his penis will let him down.
From Dave B.:
1. Lick her slow and easy until she starts getting wet and silky.
2. Now do the A move: Go down one side of the clitoris and then down the other, gently sucking on each side as gently as you can. You want the tip of the clit to pop out of the hood, so keep making the A until it does.
3. Then use the swirl, circling her clit with the tip of your tongue.
4. Now try the Z move: Lick across the top, slant down the shaft, and lick across the bottom.
5. When she is crazy for it, thrust the tip of your tongue fast—not hard—on the tip of her clit (or the sides, if the tip is too sensitive).
6. Practice, practice, practice.
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