DAY 52: ORAL WEDNESDAY
The “Cum Shake,” His

Some women say they don’t like the taste of their man’s semen. I’ve never had this problem. If I like the way a man smells and tastes when I kiss him, I always like the taste of his cum. But it’s true that alcohol, recreational drugs, nicotine, and the chemicals in fast food can adversely affect the taste of his spunk.

If this is an issue in your relationship, whip out the blender and create a “cum shake” using any of the following ingredients in combination:

Pineapple

Mango

Papaya

Melons

Grapes

Apples

Parsley

Wheatgrass

Celery

Cardamom

Peppermint

Lemon

Give the shake twelve to twenty-four hours to make it through your testes. And get in the habit of drinking lots of water to flush out the other stuff unless you are wiling to live on cum shakes.

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