Get out the fur-lined handcuffs and water pistols. Today you play cop and apprehended suspect (the grown-up version of “cops and robbers”). If you can find a holster for your gun and lube, wear it slung low over bikini panties (his or hers).
The cop is waiting in the dark behind the bedroom door. Her sweetheart vibe is doing its job on her clitoris. Gun drawn, handcuffs attached to her holster, stilettos ready for action, she calls out, “You’re under arrest” when the suspect opens the door.
If the room is pitch dark—no moonlight, no light streaming in from the bathroom—she turns on a small lamp so the perp can admire her uniform of heels, holster, and panties.
Brandishing her pistol, she says, “Up against the wall, hands up high!”
Pat him down. Put your hands on his concealed weapon, the bulge in his pants. Tell him you have to inspect it. Unzip his pants. As he is standing with his pants around his ankles, work his cock up and down with one hand.
You can cuff his hands behind his back, sink to your knees, and disarm that no-longer concealed weapon with a blow job, or he can knock the gun out of your hand, kick off his pants, order you to get down on all fours, and take you from behind.
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