DAY 192: ORAL WEDNESDAY
The Historical BJ #4: Josephine’s Napoleonic Treat

Emperor Napoleon and his wife Josephine documented their tempestuous sex life in hundreds of letters written to one another. They were clearly into oral sex. Some historians believe that he ultimately divorced her because she extended her oral favors to others. We also know Napoleon was an aficionado of natural body odor because he wrote Josephine, “I’m coming home—don’t bathe tonight.”

She was rumored to reward his victories by performing the deep throat move. We can only guess at how Josephine might have performed a Napoleonic BJ, but I think it went like this:

Wearing a long gown with your breasts popping out of the top, recline on a chaise lounge (or recliner or sofa). Ask him to thrust it between your breasts.

After a few thrusts, swirl your tongue around the head on the forward strokes. Take his cock in your hands and lightly suck the head.

Alternate sucking and swirling with long laps of the underside of your tongue up and down the shaft. Caress his balls as you strum the frenulum, flick your tongue across the corona, and swirl and suck the head.

When he is ready to come, throw your head back off the chaise and let him come down your throat, or take his cock out of your mouth and let him come on your breasts.

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