TWO POEMS ABOUT A BREAST PUMP

                     I.

           What happened is,

               In the middle of everything,

               It wasn’t breast-feed,

               You used the word “breast-feed.”

               It was breast pump.

               She wanted to pump in front of me.

                     II.

           I’ve never seen anything like it.

           She wanted to breast-pump in front of me.

           And I may have said “That’s disgusting,”

           I may have said something else.

           I thought it was terrible.

           She is a horrible person.

                         July 29, 2015

                         CNN ANDERSON COOPER 360˚