A CRITICAL ASSESSMENT
OF ACTRESS HALLE BERRY,
USING THE STANDARDIZED 10-POINT SCALE

           From the midsection

           to the shoulders:

           She’s a ten.

           The face is:

           A solid eight.

           And the legs are:

           Maybe a little bit less.

                         August 8, 2015

                         New York Times

                         Maureen Dowd column

                         VIA THE HOWARD STERN SHOW