MCDONALD’S

           Our people don’t have a clue.

           We give state dinners

           To the heads of China.

           I said, “Why are you doing

           State dinners for them?

           They’re ripping us left and right.

           Just take them to McDonald’s,

           And go back to the negotiating table.”

           Seriously.

                         July 21, 2015

                         SUN CITY, SOUTH CAROLINA