JOHN KERRY, SCHMUCK

           We have Kerry that goes

           On bicycle races.

           He’s seventy-three years old.

           Seventy-three years old!

           And I said it the last time I spoke.

           I swear I will never

           Enter a bicycle race

           If I’m president.

           I swear, I swear!

           He’s in a bicycle race.

           He falls; he breaks his leg.

           This is our chief negotiator.

           He is walking in.

           They’re looking at him like,

           “WHAT A SCHMUCK!”

                         August 25, 2015

                         Speech in Dubuque, Iowa

                         CNN ANDERSON COOPER 360˚