I had a story recently.
It was the best story,
one of the best stories
I’ve ever had.
But in the second paragraph,
He says, “But he wears
the worst hair piece
of any human being I’ve ever . . .”
And it’s my hair.
And so I can’t even
show the story.
December 15, 2014
REMARKS TO THE ECONOMIC
CLUB OF WASHINGTON, D.C.