DUMBBELLS

           This guy, Lindsey Graham,

           He calls me a “jackass” this morning.

           And I said to myself,

           “You know, it’s amazing.”

           He doesn’t seem like a very bright guy. OK?

           He actually, probably seems to me

           Not as bright, honestly, as Rick Perry.

           I think Rick Perry is probably

           Smarter than Lindsey Graham.

           But what do I know?

                         July 21, 2015

                         SUN CITY, SOUTH CAROLINA