I.
She did a terrible job at Hewlett-Packard.
She did a terrible job at Lucent.
I mean those companies are just a disaster
And she destroyed Hewlett-Packard.
II.
The Compaq computer deal
Was one of the worst deals
Made in business history.
And she destroyed the company
That she was at before then.
I mean she’s been terrible.
III.
She’s got a good pitter-patter,
But if you listen to her
For more than five minutes straight,
You get a headache.
So I, I am not concerned with Carly.
I hope she does well.
September 20, 2015
ABC THIS WEEK