HOW TO LOVE YOUR JOB

           Always pretend that you’re working for yourself.

           You’ll do a wonderful job in that case.

           It’s simple, but it works.

           If you’re finding that you don’t love your job,

           Or that you’re not doing a good job,

           Demand a meeting with your boss immediately.

           If the situation doesn’t improve, fire yourself.

                         2004

                         Trump: Think Like a Billionaire

                         WITH CO-POET

                         MEREDITH McIVER