I get up, take a shower
And wash my hair.
Then I read the newspapers
And watch the news on television,
And slowly the hair dries . . .
It takes about an hour.
I don’t use a blow-dryer.
Once it’s dry, I comb it.
Once I have it the way I like it,
Even though nobody else likes it,
I spray it and . . .
It’s good for the day.
October 2004
PLAYBOY