MY HAIR

           I have beautiful hair.

           It’s not that bad.

           And it is my hair.

           Is it my hair?

           It is.

           It is, actually.

           People don’t know that.

           I proved that, you know,

           In Alabama.

           It was really hot.

           It was rainy.

           I took off my hat

           And everybody said

           “It is really his hair!”

           It’s weird.

           I don’t have

           To do that tonight.

           Sort of nice.

                         August 25, 2015

                         Trump rally

                         DUBUQUE, IOWA