Every time I walk outside,
Somebody says it.
And the funny thing is,
Everybody thinks
I’m hearing it for the first time.
“YOU’RE FIRED!”
I get it literally 100 times a day.
Little kids come up to me and say,
“Mr. Trump, YOU’RE FIRED!”
And then run away, laughing.
It became a mania.
“YOU’RE FIRED!” hats and T-shirts
Sell like hotcakes.
It’s a beautiful phrase.
October 2004
PLAYBOY