PUNDITS

           They get paid a half a million dollars a year

           To sit there and make jerks out of themselves, right?

           Call them pundits.

           Some are great.

           Some are really incompetent.

           I could say the ones,

           But they’re starting to get nicer to me,

           So I think I can’t.

                         August 21, 2015

                         SPEECH IN MOBILE, ALABAMA