THE GUTLESS SHALL PAY
FOR THEIR GUTLESSNESS

           They’re gutless; they’re all gutless.

           I have to sue Univision. Univision.

           My poor Miss Universe people,

           These beautiful women,

           (Some are girls, but . . .)

           Beautiful women,

           And I get dropped.

           Think of it. You have these

           Magnificent women,

           Who worked all their life

           To be in the Miss USA contest, and the Miss—

           And two weeks before the contest,

           NBC and Univision dropped,

           Because they thought my tone

           Was a little bit strong.

           And it turned out I was right.

           So here’s the good news.

           I sued them both.

                         August 21, 2015

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