I GOT SCREWED OUT OF AN EMMY

           Everybody thought I was gonna win it.

           In fact, when they

           announced the winner,

           I stood up before the winner was announced.

           And I started walking for the Emmy.

           And then they announced

           the most boring show on television,

           The Amazing Race. Piece of crap.

                         January 19, 2015

                         NBC CELEBRITY APPRENTICE