SIAMESE TWINS WALK INTO A PUB
Two brothers, aged about thirty, were Siamese twins. They were joined at the hip, but they were happy enough. They went to their local pub for a pint and the landlord said, “Hey lads, the usual?”
“Yes, please,” they said as one.
“Well, boys, it’s July. You getting ready for your holidays?”
“Oh yeah! Can’t wait!” was the response.
“Where you going this year?”
“Oh, we’re off on a driving holiday in France. You know, we just rent a car and drive.”
The barman looked at them and smiled. “Lads, every year I ask the same question. Every year you go to France. Why?”
The twin on the right said, “It’s the only chance he gets to drive!”