Evil Fairy, Confident Guy

In the hospital I stared at the scars

on my wrists, as though I might levitate. …

The blood had flowed freely from my left

wrist, snaking around my arm, then

slowed to a drip. Stopped. (Thanks, God.)

I saw drops of blood on the bathroom floor,

the dog licking them up. Eventually I heard

voices in my head (all negroid at first,

soothing and seemingly truthful as the blues

by Son House, encouraging me

to have sex with my wife—as if

they wanted to watch—then a mix of

humorous voices, some homos, some women,

increasingly scary, mocking the world, my

stream-of-consciousness with sewage).

Punchline to a joke from childhood:

“It was sewerside.”

The two most distinctive voices I

nicknamed: Evil Fairy, Confident Guy. “For I am

talking to Roger Fanning.” Confident Guy

always starts with “for,” Charlton Hestonesque.

Evil Fairy laughs, slapping her forehead in astonishment.

Then came the voices I was afraid

to name: voice of God, voice of the Devil

telling me I was in Hell. Eating sounds.

“You might as well pray to Batman,”

one voice said. Then came the images:

a man and a woman doing it doggy

style, Jesus sticking out his tongue

at me, a guy kicking his heel up

to mime the medicine “kicking in.” It

happens when I’m lucky: a dreamless

delicious Lithium sleep comes over

me. Or God intervenes. Or (excuse

the cliché, I’m sick) the big cat

Nick gets tired of teasing

a mouse (me).