Elysia chlorotica: species of sea slug . . .
known for its ability to photosynthesize food.
It is the only known member of the animal kingdom
capable of producing chlorophyll.
—Encyclopaedia Britannica
Heels over head I stand before you,
smitten by your moist,
verdant physique,
a green surreal
of glacial lakes
sighted in drumlin fields.
At first sight,
you stole my heart, as I am
determined to steal yours,
and in a fine china cup
carry it
down the aisle.
We will exchange
vows and organelles
to the sound of cheering,
our families charmed,
truly a match
made in salt marsh heaven.
After the honeymoon,
we’ll build a cottage,
plant acres of sea weed,
I’ll grow fat
on chloroplasts
and sunlight.
You my dear,
will grow an ear,
and listen to my lyrics.