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In the American folklore of Michigan, Ohio, North Carolina, and Connecticut, Melon Heads are beings generally described as small humanoids with bulbous heads who occasionally emerge from hiding places to attack people. Different variations of the legend attribute different origins to the entities.

Clarissa: I hear they’re having an open-casket funeral for Jamie. I think that’s in bad taste.

Tony: It is in bad taste. This whole episode is in bad taste. You young people are a disgrace to the human race. To all living things, to plants even. You shouldn’t be seen in the same room with a cactus.

– River’s Edge