Scott’s mom had been packing for two weeks, but the following morning was still a panic. She’d prepared for her trip too early, and now she could no longer recall what she’d packed and what she hadn’t, so the contents of each of her bags had to be taken apart and cataloged and put back together again. Polly followed Mom from room to room making helpful suggestions. Scott and John, meanwhile, stood stiffly in the living room and let the rest of the house bob around them.
A Goodco commercial was playing on the television. The Snox Rabbit, with his spreadsheets and supercomputers, was trying once more to discover the secret ingredient that made Honey Frosted Snox so delicious (all kids knew it was Honeycomb Magic; the Food and Drug Administration understood it to be monosodium glutamate). The Snox Rabbit pulled his ears in frustration. It made Scott want to brag, “I’ve met that guy,” but he was concerned with how that would sound.
The four of them drove to the Philadelphia airport, where they learned one of Mom’s bags was too heavy and so each suitcase was reopened and its contents redistributed while Mom handed over her identification and learned she’d been placed on the terrorist watch list because the name Doe sounded fake.
Eventually they rushed her to the edge of security, and she turned to face her kids. Scott was holding a small armful of things she’d willingly removed from the heaviest bag if it meant she would be allowed to check it through to New Zealand. She kissed him, and then Polly.
“I didn’t mean to leave like this,” she told them. “When you think of me in the coming weeks, try to remember me as a sane person.”
John took the pile of clothes and books from Scott. “Can we send these to you? At the base?”
“I am not even worried about those things right now. At this point if we just manage to put the right person on the plane, I’ll consider the morning a success.”
She kissed Scott and Polly again and fumbled with her passport and boarding pass at the first security checkpoint. Then she was waving to them from the winding line, and five minutes later she was gone.
The other people in the airport made it impossible to forget that John was there. Despite his sunglasses and baseball cap they stared and pointed and whispered in each other’s ears. Look at him there, thought Scott, holding Mom’s things. I didn’t need help holding Mom’s things. He moved to take them back.
“That’s okay,” said John. “I’ve … well, all right.”
On the way home John demonstrated that he hadn’t driven a car in kind of a long time. The wrong person got on the plane after all, thought Scott, because he was feeling dramatic and sorry for himself.
In the front seat, Polly whispered occasionally to her little prince figurine and tramped him to and fro along the armrest. The little prince discovered the magical lever that lowered the Crystal Portal of the Wind, and so Scott was gusted intermittently from the passenger window as Polly worked it down and up again.
“Please stop,” said Scott.
“Is that your imaginary friend?” John asked Polly, nodding at the prince.
“He’s not imaginary,” said Polly, and she confirmed this by way of stabbing John in the arm with its tiny sword.
“Ow.”
They crossed over the Walt Whitman Bridge and back into New Jersey.
“So your mom will spend all day getting to New Zealand,” John said after a stretch of silence, “and then she stays there for a couple days?”
“That’s where they give her her big red coat,” Polly explained. “And she takes a class on how to behave in Antarctica.”
“How to behave?”
“Yeah. Like: Don’t take anything from the ice. Don’t leave anything behind. No touching the penguins. Stuff like that.”
“I have to admit,” said John, “I don’t really understand why a breakfast cereal company needs a physicist. Or why they need her in Antarctica.”
Scott huffed. Though in truth he didn’t really understand it, either.
“Goodco funds all kinds of research that isn’t about breakfast,” said Polly. “Like, as a charity.”
“Well. Then I guess I’m glad I’m filming a commercial for them tomorrow.”
“Are you doing it at the factory?” asked Polly, and then she trilled with sudden excitement. “Are you filming it at our house?”
John grinned with his movie star teeth. “I don’t think that’s been decided. I’m still waiting to hear word. They wanted to do the commercial in California, you know. I convinced them to let me film it here so I could see you two.”
Scott didn’t have to look to know his father was watching him in the rearview mirror. The whole situation made him feel sick to his stomach.
Well, something was making him sick, anyway. It was possibly John’s driving.
Home again, Scott raced ahead of his father and sister and let himself in. Once upstairs he shut his bedroom door behind him.
“Ma get off okay?” asked Mick from under the bed.
“Barely. Why are you under the bed?”
“Like it down here. ’S dark. Musty.”
“Are you ready to go look for Harvey some more? I’ve thought of a way you can repay me for my help.”
Mick crawled into the open and blinked. “How’s that?”
“You can help me look for Erno and Emily, too. I think something’s happened to them. Erno left me this note.” He handed the riddle to Mick, who climbed atop the bed to read it.
“’S gibberish,” pronounced the elf after a minute.
“I don’t think it is,” said Scott.
“Well I don’t know much abou’ businessmen types, or where they retire. Don’t a lot o’ people go to Florida?”
“Listen—if I’m right and Erno is in trouble, then I think he left me a riddle only because he was afraid the wrong person might read his note. He would leave me something only I could solve.”
“Yeah?”
“‘The accountant’s student came to be the chairman of his company.’ A couple weeks ago we met an accountant named Merle Lynn.”
“Merlin? That old fraud?”
“Merle Lynn. He was just this guy. But the wizard Merlin’s student was King Arthur, wasn’t he?”
“So they said,” Mick mused. “There was a lot of excitement abou’ that boy. We thought he might be a good king to the Fay. One of our queens tried to help him out, but he wasn’t so different from all the rest in the end.”
“King Arthur was real?”
“As real as you an’ me,” said Mick. “Well, as real as you, anyway. Don’ want to speak ill o’ Queen Nimue, but I think it was a mistake givin’ him that sword. Starts everything off on th’ wrong foot, that does. You know what makes a nice gift for a new king? Houseplant.”
“Sure. Anyway, Arthur became chairman of his company, if you call his company the Knights of the Round Table. Or England. So where did King Arthur retire?”
Mick’s eyes brightened, and he smiled up at Scott. “Avalon.”