Trademarks Acknowledgement
The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of the following wordmarks mentioned in this work of fiction:
Audi: Volkswagen AG
Chicago Bears: National Football League
Illinois Fighting Illini: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Chevy Silverado: General Motors Company
Starbucks: The Starbucks Corporation
Lincoln: Ford Motor Company
Twitter: Twitter, Inc.
Bud Light: Anheuser-Busch Companies, Inc.
Cubs: Major League Baseball
White Sox: Major League Baseball
Astros: Major League Baseball
Rangers: Major League Baseball
Pop Warner: Pop Warner Little Scholars
Dior: Christian Dior SE
I Dream of Jeannie: Sony Pictures Television
Netflix: Netflix, Inc.
Uber: Uber Technologies Inc.
Google: Alphabet Inc.
Madden NFL: Electronic Arts
Boy Scout: Boy Scouts of America
Grand Lux Café: The Cheesecake Factory
Hello Kitty: Sanrio
Goldfish Crackers: Campbell Soup Company
Pedialyte: Abbott Laboratories
Oakley: Luxottica Group S.p.A.
VW: Volkswagen AG
AA: Alcoholics Anonymous
NA: Narcotics Anonymous
Fitbit: Fitbit Inc.
Skydeck, Willis Tower: Blackstone Group
Dunkin’ Donuts: Dunkin’ Brands
McDonald’s: McDonald’s Corporation
Yosemite Sam: Looney Tunes, Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.