Dish of the Day

For today’s special

we’d like to recommend a very spicy

‘killer’ stew

The innkeeper

didn’t look like he was joking

You won’t need a starter, he added

as the stew is very substantial

a local wine

the kind used for sangria

We’ll mash a freshly-plucked

eyeball

‘Cain’s’, the innkeeper

said to be precise

believing he’d excelled himself

with his use black humour

O you know, I said,

I’m just a little peckish

would you mind if

I looked at the menu again please?