For today’s special
we’d like to recommend a very spicy
‘killer’ stew
The innkeeper
didn’t look like he was joking
You won’t need a starter, he added
as the stew is very substantial
a local wine
the kind used for sangria
We’ll mash a freshly-plucked
eyeball
‘Cain’s’, the innkeeper
said to be precise
believing he’d excelled himself
with his use black humour
O you know, I said,
I’m just a little peckish
would you mind if
I looked at the menu again please?