BO-RING! Delilah calls that Newbony Award writing!? That’s mushy girl stuff! Anyway, I was up in Toby’s bedroom (Toby is a big reader) and I saw that he had lots of those books with Newbony Award stickers on them (they’re so cool, they’re shaped like a bone and everything) and I remember him reading some of those to me, and they were awesome books! I think Delilah’s all wrong about what they have to be. I think there can be lots of adventure and good stuff. It doesn’t have to be all sad.
I’m going to write the next chapter myself and show her.
And, oh yeah, I’d better point out to her that she didn’t change just the title (even though she might be right about that). What’s this business of putting her name first as author!?