Famous lies:
• The check is in the mail.
• I didn’t inhale.
• It’s not you, it’s me.
Famous knitting lies:
• That sweater pattern is “one size fits all.”
• You will absolutely have enough yarn to finish.
• That yarn is machine-washable.
• The technique is obvious. You’ll have no trouble.
• It took two hours to knit.
• I did swatch and I did get gauge.