Ode to the First Crash-Test Dummies

Back in the ’30s, human cadavers were thrown

down unused elevator shafts onto steel plates.

Steel ball bearings were dropped on their skulls.

In time, the cadavers were strapped into cars

wearing crude accelerometers and subjected to

head-on collisions, vehicle rollovers. Soon

the dummies were asked their opinions

about such things as velocity and blunt force.

There wasn’t much to say at first. One caused

the other. It hurt. But some renegade CTDs

spoke of their plight. The seemingly endless

replay of death. The time they strapped a pig

into the passenger seat. They used words

like integrity, moral code. A few banned photos

with arms raised in defiance. Look Ma, No Hands!

Without these early pioneers, who knows

what pain we’d have been made to endure.

What velocity and force.