“Repeat it back to me.”
The homeless guy says, “When they introduce Dr. Ota, I turn around and throw the test tube.”
I pat the shoulder of his bright yellow 2016 Chicago Olympics 10K T-shirt. “Good. Then what?”
“Stand there and let them jump me. Tell them you—the lady from Vietnam—paid me two hundred dollars to throw it.”
I hand him five twenties, then tear five more in half, and hand five of the halves to him. “The rest tomorrow, back at the mission, okay? Got it?”
“Back at the mission. Tomorrow.”
“Go up to the stand now. Get as close as you can to the middle. When all the people are up there, you look over here for me.” I point to the northeast corner of Michigan and Congress. “When I wave this umbrella, you turn around and throw the test tube at Dr. Ota, the Japanese man at the microphone.”
“They won’t hurt me?”
“Not if you just stand there. They want to know where I am.” I pat his shoulder again. “And you tell them everything you can remember.”
Ten thousand runners cram Michigan Avenue waiting for the starter’s pistol. The river of summer Mardi Gras is eight lanes wide and stretches back six city blocks, an equal number in running shorts, Halloween costumes, and all manner of Chicago regalia. I call Sarah a fifth time and hang up before her voice mail answers.
Furukawa’s reviewing stand is set up at the Congress Parkway divider on the Grant Park side of Michigan Avenue and covered in bunting. Dr. Ota and his fellow luminaries are thirty yards from me. Toddy Pete Steffen is up there next to the mayor. Security cameras rotate atop tall poles, scanning the crowd for people like me.
Presidential assassin.
For $124 cash at Filene’s Basement, I bought a long black wig, an umbrella, sunglasses, and a Hawaiian-print muumuu that covers my Blanche DuBois dress. After my man throws the test tube I’ll dive into the crowd and start running. That’s plan B: nobody gets hurt; my part’s done; I get the lead in Streetcar.
Lone gunman.
Theater, Arleen, a show, nothing more. Except it feels like we’re throwing the grenade at Anwar Sadat. And it should. Dr. Ota won’t know it’s a warning until after the test tube scares the shit out of him in public. His bodyguards won’t know it’s a warning, either. No telling what they’ll do, what the cops will do, or the runners, if people on the viewing stand stampede.
The PA buzzes: “TESTING, ONE, TWO. TESTING.”
My guy’s not as close as he should be. Dr. Ota is stage center, but back several feet. Someone will introduce him to the crowd; that’s when Ruben said to throw the test tube. The test tube and Dr. Ota have to be connected, questioned, wondered about. If I can cause that, Ruben will let me go. Uh-huh, Ruben says he’ll let me go, but he won’t. There’ll be another meeting, probably at seven or so when the Japanese women call my phone. By then I’ll have Streetcar; I’ll be able to go to Toddy Pete, tell him Ruben is sabotaging his Olympics.
“TESTING, ONE, TWO. TESTING.”
I can threaten Ruben with Toddy Pete—tell Ruben he can have his blackmail money if he leaves me alone and pays all the people he says he’ll pay. If Ruben won’t leave me alone, Toddy Pete gets a full report on Ruben and Furukawa. That could work; it could. I’ll have Streetcar. Ruben will either have his money or he’ll have Toddy Pete and all the muscle in this city at his throat.
My stomach cramps. I blot out other outcomes. Plan B will work. I’ll make it work.
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN … YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.”
Toddy Pete, Dr. Ota, and the mayor meet behind a grinning announcer holding the mic like a 1940s crooner in one hand, a red starter pistol in the other. Behind them, the reviewing stand is jammed with Chicago sports legends, politicians, black reverends, business titans, and every TV/film/stage actor and actress who claims Chicago as home. My man is up front, mixed in the crowd with other revelers, security men, and police.
“LET ME INTRODUCE DR. HITOSHI OTA, CEO OF FURUKAWA INDUSTRIES, OUR WONDERFUL SPONSOR …”
My man looks at me. Theater, Arleen, that’s all the test tube is. I wave the umbrella. The crowd raises their arms to applaud. My man turns as Dr. Ota accepts the mic and starter pistol. The test tube arcs high and slow toward the stage, glinting as it reaches the top of its arc. Necks bend to watch. The test tube lands at Dr. Ota’s feet and shatters. Dr. Ota lurches backward into his aides. One covers his mouth and points into the crowd. Security men rush toward the center. Toddy Pete grabs the red starter pistol, raises it, and fires. The runners behind me surge forward and I jump into the Mardi Gras river. Police shout at the reviewing stand. I’m crammed in with the runners, barely moving. The crowd at the reviewing stand surges back; police yell into radios. My man is grabbed—he’s pointing, blurting my description. I try to run faster but can’t. Shoulders and hips bump me. I forgot to put on the scarf.
I duck and fight left to filter toward the curb. We’re moving so slow the police could walk faster on the sides. Lots of police on the corners, on the sidewalks, radios to their faces—
It takes two blocks to filter eight lanes of Michigan Avenue to the curb. At the first break in the bystanders I jump through, head down, and walk past two cops, reach an alley, and run halfway in to a Dumpster. The cops don’t follow. Behind the Dumpster, I shed the muumuu, lose the wig and sunglasses, then watch the Mardi Gras throng passing the alley. Sirens wail. No cops in my alley; no Furukawa. I pat myself together, deep breath, and emerge a civilian in the Blanche dress and scarf.
Walking west, I act innocent, no idea how bad it’s gotten at the reviewing stand. Theater, that’s all it was. I call Sarah. No answer. Maybe they’re all still at the Shubert, still deciding. It could happen like that. More sirens. It could. A squad car, lights flashing, roars up Madison at me. The test tube was empty, wasn’t it? The cop’s face in the driver’s window cuts to me.
Ruben calls; Sarah doesn’t.
I keep walking, scanning doorways for Japanese women, for Korean gangsters, for crooked cops, for Santa Monica. Stop it, this plan will work; feels like it won’t; lot of amendments, but it will. Because it has to. It’s what I have. I wait for the new plan’s mild euphoria and get a huge rush of fight-or-flee. My phone vibrates. More sirens. Sprint. Away. To the Shubert! Run the last block to the Shubert; curl up out front; hug my knees; make a grown-up tell me my future. RUBEN vibrates on my phone. Pulse pounds in my head. This isn’t a plan, it’s a suicide attempt. I start to throw the phone—
It is a plan. Don’t panic. Can’t go to the Shubert; Ruben would figure the Shubert. I look east so fast I stumble, then west, then east, then west again. Breathe. Exercise control. We do not panic. We have self-esteem. Deep breath, then another.
YOU HAVE A PLAN.
Arleen the Poised takes another breath, then walks, not runs, west, away from the Shubert. I keep walking, head down, till I cross Wacker Drive, repeating the mantra: I have a plan. No more panic attacks. Not now, can’t have them, won’t have them.
At the river I quit concentrating on no panic and realize I’ve walked to the Furukawa Building. Ruben calls again. Be elsewhere; get a drink, drugs, something. Call Bobby? Sun glares off the river. Like the lightning did on the Santa Monica pier. I fumble my phone back into my purse, then pull it back out and read Bobby’s text message wishing me luck for Streetcar. I put my phone on ring, won’t have to read Ruben’s name.
We do not panic. We have self-esteem.
I call Bobby and walk north, too jumpy to stay put anywhere. His phone rings. What do I say? Tickets to Farawayland? Make the Shubert call me? Your brother’s a gangster who won’t leave me alone? Can’t we all just get along? Bobby’s phone goes to voice mail.
Drink, drugs, something. Coogan’s Riverside is up ahead, but not far enough away from Furukawa. Coogan’s is a neighborhood saloon that Sarah and many of the theater and opera crowd frequent. If Sarah’s in Coogan’s, I lost. My phone rings Sarah’s ringtone. I squeeze my eyes shut. The phone keeps ringing. Please, God. Please. I’m too scared to answer.
Eyes shut, my thumb pushes the button … Sarah says, “They haven’t decided. They want to see us tonight, eight o’clock at the theater.”
Eyes open. “I didn’t lose?” My back flattens on Coogan’s door. “Sarah?”
“We’re still in.” Pause. “Great chance we win.”
On my left, police lights flash onto South Wacker. Eight lanes of runners gush into the turn. “Why? Why ‘great’?”
Silence on Sarah’s end.
I turn my back to the police cars leading the runners. “Are you okay? Sarah?”
“Fine. Tharien may have a conflict—”
“Meaning they want her?”
“Arleen, I don’t know. But I know Jude Law wants you. And Anne Johns wants Jude.”
My entire life flashes in surround sound. “Oh, God. Should I go over?” The 10K front-runners charge at me, the huge pack bulging behind.
“No. No. You know better. I realize this is torture, but they’ll decide when they decide. Trust me, I’ll stay with it minute by minute. Just … keep the faith. It’s your turn.” Sarah clicks off. The river of runners floods into the gap. The Shubert marquee demands I fight through. Swim the river, kiss the dirty pavement. Maybe Toddy Pete is hosting an Olympic party in his office. I could go over there, beg, quick blow job, clean the furniture, help with the sushi canapés … Or if Dr. Ota didn’t have a heart attack, I could tell him about Ruben. Then tell Toddy Pete about his son—
Don’t even think that. We do not panic. We … we … I don’t know what we do, but don’t panic. Thousands of runners surge between me and my Shubert marquee. The grandly decorated Furukawa Building towers above us. I’m trapped; a new force of nature to contend with, to circumvent, to accommodate. A rush of anger bubbles in my stomach and throat. I focus hard on the runners, but the anger keeps coming. My eyes drift up to the Furukawa Building and the western skyline. The anger builds, flexing into my hands and back. Big phallic imposing monuments to the big phallic owners of all the stages in all the world … and if a girl aspires to be on one of those stages, she never stops chasing the stage owners’ validation. Never stops hoping the stage owners will love you, won’t hurt you … with their Big Swingin’ Dicks.
Anger, good. Panic, bad.
Hard to be that stupid and out on your own. And yet, here you are. I stare at Furukawa, then down Monroe to the Shubert. The runners between us blur. Sarah’s tone nags at me. Coogan’s door opens into my back and I slide north along the wall. A bartender looks out. No, Sarah’s fine, Streetcar is fine. I’m just exhausted, too adrenaline-fried to think straight. Get a drink or three, put the last forty-eight hours back in the bag. Be a good girl, like Da used to say.
I choke on my father and have to look up to swallow the bile. Furukawa is the skyline. Way out of your league, Arleen, dancing with the giants who never take you home, just out to the car. I turn away, but behind me is the river, my da’s river. Always the giants. A river I ran from. Right to Hollywood’s river, expecting it to be different. But they never are if you set yourself up as less than an equal. And now I’ve put Arleen in Ruben’s river, and Furukawa’s, and Toddy Pete Steffen’s.
Ah, okay, maybe anger and history aren’t the best answer to panic. Maybe stay closer to the now, keep the faith four more hours and—
Why? Why will these giants treat me different this time? Because I’m finally the lead in their drama, their future? The Furukawa Building covers the green water with its reflection, waiting for an answer. My phone rings in my hand. Ruben Vargas. I don’t have to answer to hear Ruben threaten me with the Korean mafia, or hear Dr. Ota and Toddy Pete Steffen say, C’mon, Arleen, you’ve been working for tips your whole life, the kindness of strangers.
The phone quits ringing with me staring at the river. Then rings again.
Say it, Arleen: Please let me audition for your family. Please pay me for serving your meals. Please fuck me in the backseat of your rental car.
Eyes shut. Deep breath. You’re tired, baby. Do not come apart. Imagine good things. Imagine playing once on level ground. Make that your future. Sit down with a boy like Bobby, gaze across a table, a lawn, a bed; talk about … anything. Touch his hands. Plan that future. One that doesn’t require the grace of a theater or studio, the forgiveness of a multinational megacorporation, the head-pat of a critic after he came in your mouth, or the veracity of a crooked cop and his crooked police partners.
Actress. Actress. Actress. Winning actress.
My hand throbs, crushing the phone. Both eyes jam shut. Arleen’s always hoping, always reaching, always … Since we were little, Coleen and I’ve been fighting to own our lives—they stole hers and I’ve always given mine away, hanging it on a silver thread and “the kindness of strangers.” My right hand calls Bobby before the left hand can shove him back behind the giants. I hope he answers. My father’s river says he won’t.