What do you call something that runs round your garden all day and night and never stops?
A fence.
What goes hoe, hoe, hoe?
Father Christmas doing his garden.
What is the difference between one yard and two yards?
A fence.
Have you heard the one about the two snowmen standing in a field?
One turns to the other and says, ‘Do you smell carrots?’
What do you call a girl who’s got caught in a fence?
Barb.
What do you call a man who has a spade on his head?
Doug.
What do call a man who has recently had a spade taken off his head?
Douglas.
What do you get hanging from cherry trees?
Sore arms.
What’s brown and sits on the wall?
Humpty’s dump.