I ACKNOWLEDGE THE SUPERIORITY OF DILETTANTE Chocolates’ peppermint truffle cremes over all other candies. I’m going to eat this whole Costco-sized bag, puke it up, then eat that whole other bag.
Thanks again to the usual gang of misfits who made this book a book. To Sam and Sam, Miranda, Sean and Hayley. Without you guys making me a real-live published author, I’d have no cred to back up my insufferable snootiness.
To that Arthur guy: hey, didn’t your version of Toby live? Ha! Now I’ve even surpassed you as a dog-murderer! Eat it, Doyle!