Prologue

KYLE: Larry, just tell us how it all began. For Zombie Elementary: The Real Story.
LARRY: Huh?
KYLE: You know, all the trouble we had with zombies last school year. This will be our true account of what happened.
LARRY: Right from the beginning?
KYLE: Right from the start.
LARRY: We won’t get in trouble for telling, will we?
KYLE: Don’t worry about that. Just tell us about being a zombie hunter.
Like it was all happening today.
LARRY: But it was, like, weeks ago.
KYLE: Work with me, Larry.