Mickey

USS Hermitage LSD-34 Pussy Patrol

 

Don—

 

I thought we were friends, man.
But you’re too goddamned busy
to write one lousy letter.

 

If you could spare a few minutes,
I could tell you about all the bitchin’
babes I’ve met.

 

There’s one good thing about the Navy
(two if you count all the pussy)
and that’s I don’t have to listen to my
old man anymore.

 

He does write some damn decent letters though.
But I wish he’d stop asking about medals, like
he’s keeping score or something.

 

Your ex-friend,

 

“The Mick”

 

P.S. I hope you rot in hell with double-boogies.