Phil

Hi Gorgeous,

 

Five days of nonstop rain and I’m sick
of watching my yo-yo walk-the-dog,
tossing cards into my helmet,
sharpening my Kabar blade,
so I started translating the Olyhay Iblebay
(Holy Bible) into Pig Latin:

 

Inay ethay eginningbay, Odgay
eatedcray ethay eavenhay anday earthay.

 

That’s Enesisgay. 1:1.

 

Love, Phil

 

P.S. Did you really break up with Don?