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PRINCESS of PARK AVENUE
Copyright © 2005 by Daniella Brodsky
Second eBook Edition December 2012
Published by DB Co
New York, New York
ISBN 978-0-9848513-0-0
All rights reserved.
Cover Design and Book Interior by The Book Khaleesi
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
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First Edition December 2005
Originally published by The Berkley Publishing Group
A division of Penguin Group (USA) Inc
New York, New York
This book has been catalogued by the Library of Congress
To all those who have blazed the path so that authors can get their rights back when they ought to, and take their career security into their own hands.
Thank you.
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Dear Mrs. Machuchi,
I have enclosed Lorraine’s January 3rd poetry assignment, as I think it may shed some light on Lorraine’s recent daydreaming and the severe drop in her marks. If I may a caveat though, she does have an excellent grasp on language arts and the rhyming schemes we covered in class. And she has great hair.
Yours truly,
Mrs. Fontana
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January 3, 1986
Lorraine Machuchi
Mrs. Fontana’s Class
P.S. 126
Brooklyn
There once was a girl named Lorraine
A boy called Tommy drove her insane.
She’d ask him questions he’d pretend not to hear,
Still she’d want to kiss him on the ear.
Chrissy’d tell him to go away,
She’d say, “Lorraine he did the same thing yesterday!”
But Lorraine could see only hearts in her eyes
And say to Chrissy who wasn’t surprised,
“So put down those stones you plan to throw!
Or he may not come back for more tomorrow!”
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eBay auction block #1
Description: Document pair including 2nd grade homework assignment and letter to Lorraine’s mother regarding said homework assignment. With the hindsight of twenty-two years, Mrs. Machuchi said she regrets not taking this more seriously. Her comment on the topic was, “Madre Mia!”
Opening bid: $250
Winning bid: $875 by LorraineBKLYN@Bgirl.com
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