Deep in the jungle, something roared. It was loud enough to make Max Murphy, who was focused on battling a zombie horde, pause his game and look up uneasily.
The creature roared again.
Whatever it was, it was close.
Even though he was safe inside, Max suddenly felt very small and very edible.
He couldn’t help remembering the scariest night of his life, when he’d first come to this place a few months ago and found himself lost and alone in the jungle, surrounded by things that wanted to prick him or bite him or eat him.
A third roar, even closer.
Calm down, he told himself. It was probably just a howler monkey proclaiming its territory or a wild pig squaring up for a fight.
A smell of mold and rotting vegetation wafted in through the window screens, underlaid by something pungent and musky.
Definitely wild pig, then.
Max wrinkled his nose and thought about the skunk that frequented his backyard in Boston, and how they’d have to close the windows on summer nights to keep out its skunky odors. Once, a girl from school who’d come over to work on a project had thought the smell was Max’s feet. He still cringed at the memory.
He supposed the windows were all closed in Boston now. The weather would be getting cooler, the leaves would be turning red, the kids would be planning their Halloween costumes, the stores would be stocking up on pumpkins and orange marshmallows.
He missed Boston.
But until his archaeologist parents were released from jail, where they currently languished on suspicion of looting, he was stuck here in the Villa Isabella, his uncle’s house in the Central American country of San Xavier.
A huge hairy spider skittered out from under the couch. Max watched it contemptuously. In Boston, he reflected, spiders knew how to go about their business silently.
He returned to his zombie game and groaned in outrage—his foe had disappeared. Before he was distracted by the creature outside, the living dead had been lurking by some trash cans. Now, they were nowhere to be seen on the frozen screen. How was that even possible?
Indignantly, he pressed play and directed his avatar to crouch behind a wall to wait for the zombies to show themselves again.
A hand on his shoulder made him jump out of his skin.
He turned to see Hermanjilio Bol, an archaeologist and local university professor, standing behind the couch, clutching a pile of books.
Max shook his head. “She’s gone out with her parents. Again.”
“No problem,” said Hermanjilio. “I was just dropping these off for her. I’ll leave them with you, if that’s okay.”
“Sure. But I never see her anymore.”
“I thought you two were best friends?”
“So did I. But since she found out we’re cousins, it’s like she hates me, or something.”
“What? I can’t believe that! After all you’ve been through together? Going down to the Maya underworld, battling the Lords of Death …?”
Max shrugged. “It’s like it never happened.”
Hermanjilio set the books down. “I guess she’s got a lot on her mind. Think about it, Max. All her life, she thought she was an orphan. Now, suddenly, she discovers she has parents and a family. That’s a lot for anyone to deal with.”
“It’s a lot for me, too. I have to get my head around the fact that her father is Uncle Ted, my dad’s brother, and her mom is Zia, our housekeeper from Boston. I didn’t even know they knew each other, and it turns out they’re married.”
“You should be happy for Lola. Besides, don’t you have more important things to think about?”
“Like what?”
Hermanjilio pulled a crumpled card out of his back pocket. “Like this.”
Max didn’t need to look to know what it was.
Hermanjilio began to read out loud. “ ‘Memorial service for Massimo Francis Sylvanus Murphy. To take place on 13-Water, the coming day of no hope, no escape, and no happy endings. All welcome.’ ” He waved the card at Max. “It’s an invitation to your funeral. Doesn’t that bother you?”
Max tried to look nonchalant. “It’s from the Death Lords. You know what they’re like. They have a twisted sense of humor. I’m pretty sure it’s a joke.”
“A joke?” With his beaky nose, long black hair, and imposing profile, Hermanjilio had always reminded Max of a Maya king in an old stone carving. But right now, the way he was screwing up his face in distaste, he looked like a Maya king who’d just stepped in monkey dung. “After everything you’ve been through, how can you talk about jokes? You know very well that the Death Lords are plotting the funerals of every man, woman, and child on this planet. There’s nothing funny about that.”
“You’re a university professor. Surely you don’t believe that some ancient Maya ghouls could bring about the end of the world?”
“They have all five Jaguar Stones. They can do anything they want.”
Max shrugged. “Anyway, 13-Water’s at the end of December. I’ll be back in Boston by then.”
“I’m impressed that you know your Maya calendar, at any rate.”
“Uncle Ted’s got an app for it on his phone.”
“I might have known. So when do you fly back to Boston?”
“As soon as my parents get out of jail.”
“Jail? I thought they were in police custody?”
“Same thing. They’re locked up, no visitors allowed. All they did was try to report a looting.”
Hermanjilio nodded sympathetically. “The authorities in San Xavier like their paperwork.”
“Yeah, well. I just wish they’d hurry up and get it figured out, so we can go home and things can go back to normal.”
Hermanjilio put a hand on Max’s arm. “I know you don’t want to hear this, but it might not be that easy. Like it or not, you have unfinished business with the ancient Maya Lords of Death. Wherever you are—here, Boston or Timbuktu—they’ll find you. And when they’re done with you, they’ll start on the rest of us. The truth is that until somebody puts a stop to their evil plans, nothing will ever be normal again.”
A howler monkey wearing oven gloves and an apron walked into the room, carrying a tray of food.
“Hello, Lord Hermanjilio,” she said.
“How nice to see you, Lady Coco,” he replied. “And what delicious concoction do you have there?”
Lady Coco loved compliments on her cooking and she rewarded him with a toothy monkey grin. “Something special. It’s a delicacy from the old days.”
Max didn’t think twice about the fact that their hostess was an ancient Maya queen who was currently residing in the body of a small reddish-brown howler monkey. Nor did he bat an eye when her son, Lord 6-Dog—an ancient Maya king who was now a large black howler monkey—bounded in and sat next to him on the couch.
What he did find alarming was the pale brown porridgy paste in the dish set before him.
“What. Is. That?” he asked.
“It’s called ‘eek’,’ ” said Lady Coco, pronouncing it in Mayan as eh-ek. “It was 6-Dog’s favorite when he was your age.”
“Roasted wasp larvae.” Lord 6-Dog licked his monkey lips and nudged Max with his monkey elbow. “Thou art in for a treat, young lord.”
Lady Coco smiled proudly. “I found the nest myself.”
“They call it the caviar of the rainforest.” Hermanjilio spread a little paste on a piece of tortilla and offered it to Max. “Try some.”
“Thanks.” Max chewed glumly. It wasn’t what he was eating that depressed him—the wasp paste wasn’t actually that bad—but Hermanjilio’s grim predictions for the future. The funeral invitation still sat on the table taunting him. No matter how much he tried to downplay the gravity of the situation in his own mind, he knew that what Hermanjilio had said was true. The Death Lords were on the warpath. Long ago, at the start of creation, they’d been defeated by two human brothers who were known forever after as the Hero Twins. But now the balance of power had shifted. With a little (unwitting) help from Max and Lola, the Death Lords had acquired the Jaguar Stones, the five legendary stones of the Maya kings. Now, with the power of the stones behind them, the Death Lords could do anything they wanted. And what they wanted was to take revenge on the Hero Twins by destroying the entire human race.
Starting with Massimo Francis Sylvanus Murphy. Otherwise known as Max.
“A cacao bean for your thoughts,” said Lady Coco.
“I … I …” Max cast around for another subject. “I wonder where Lola went?”
In Uncle Ted’s office, a phone rang.
Max watched Raul, Uncle Ted’s butler, scurry from the kitchen to answer it.
“I think they went out to eat. Lord Ted mentioned something called won ton soup,” said Lady Coco dreamily. “There are so many foods I have yet to try. It was all corn, beans, and squash in my day.”
“And wasp larvae,” added Lord 6-Dog happily.
Now Raul was walking toward them, the leather soles of his shoes rasping on the stone-tiled floor as he made his way slowly across Uncle Ted’s sitting room, a huge vaulted chamber the size of a great hall in a medieval castle.
He stopped in front of Max and gave a little bow. “That was a lawyer from San Xavier City on the telephone, sir.”
“What did he say? Have Mom and Dad been released? Can I talk to him?”
Raul shook his head. “I’m sorry. It was not a conversation. He said his piece and hung up. He merely wished to serve notice that you are a person of interest in your parents’ case.”
“What case? Why me? What have I done?”
“They are considering bringing charges against your parents. Your name has been entered as a potential witness. He said to warn you that you will be arrested if you try to leave San Xavier.”
“So I can’t go home until the police say so?” Max put down his tortilla and stared at his plate.
“It’s just red tape,” Hermanjilio consoled him.
“Have courage, young lord,” urged Lord 6-Dog.
“We made your favorite pineapple cake for dessert,” said Raul.
“With mango frosting,” added Lady Coco.
As Raul and Lady Coco went back to the kitchen, Hermanjilio patted Max on the shoulder. “It’s just until the case is heard. Your parents will be free soon. I’m sure of it.”
“I’m not sure of anything,” said Max.
Hermanjilio nodded understandingly. “This must all be so confusing for you. I’m sure they do things very differently in Boston.”
“It’s not that,” said Max. “It’s my parents. They find trouble like heat-seeking missiles. If they’re not leaping into the Maya underworld, they’re getting arrested and locked up. I can’t trust them to behave like normal parents. I mean, it’s their fault that the Death Lords are after me. They started all this.”
Hermanjilio and Lord 6-Dog looked shocked at the outburst.
“What?” said Max.
“It was you who brought this on your parents,” said Hermanjilio gently. “The Death Lords needed you and Lola to find the Jaguar Stones. They used your parents to get to you.”
“If my parents weren’t archaeologists, none of this would have happened.” Max held up his palms. As far as he was concerned, the conversation was over.
Lord 6-Dog stared at him in disbelief. “Hast thou learned nothing from our adventures? Dost thou not understand that what must happen will happen? Thy fate is written in the stars; thou canst never escape it.”
“I don’t buy that,” said Max.
Hermanjilio smiled, in spite of himself. “You’ve just dissed the whole of Maya civilization.”
“I don’t care,” said Max. “I refuse to believe I can’t control my own future.”
Lord 6-Dog looked a bit like his head would explode. “What heresy is this?”
“I’m sorry,” said Max. “But it’s like when someone calls you a loser and it makes you a million times more determined to beat them. If you tell me I have no free will, I’ll automatically do the opposite of everything you say just to prove you wrong.”
“In my day it was simple” said Lord 6-Dog. “Thou didst not have a choice. Thy future was determined by the day of thy birth and that was that. In many ways, that was the cause of the rift between myself and my adopted brother, Tzelek. I was born to be a great king. He was born to be an evil want-to-be.”
“Wannabe,” Max corrected him. “That’s harsh.”
Lord 6-Dog bounded off the couch and landed in between the two giant stone heads that dominated Uncle Ted’s artifact-stuffed sitting room. “Dost thou know the story of these sculptures?”
“Of course. Mister Angry on the left is Tzelek; the other one is you.”
“Indeed. And my destiny is to battle Tzelek until the end of time. It is the age-old story of good versus evil.”
For a moment, Max felt a pang of pity for Tzelek and the role he’d been cast in. Destined always to be the bad guy, he’d died twelve hundred years ago in a battle with Lord 6-Dog. But, since there had been no winner—they’d killed each other—the brothers had vowed to fight again. As Lord 6-Dog was currently living in the human world and Tzelek was technically confined to the Maya underworld, the evil brother was always finding ways of escaping and taking up residence in unsuspecting mortals. (The only giveaways to his presence were an increasingly bad mood and a slight limp—easy enough signs to miss.)
As Max stared at Tzelek’s stone head, he could swear that the statue was staring back at him with an intensity that made him shiver. He’d seen those eyes, that hatred, in real life—once when Tzelek had squatted in Hermanjilio’s brain, and again in Spain, when he’d taken control of a creep called Count Antonio de Landa.
“Where is Tzelek now?” asked Hermanjilio uneasily.
“Last time I saw him was in Spain,” said Max. “We were in a boat. He fell overboard.”
“Let us hope he drowned,” muttered Hermanjilio.
Lord 6-Dog shook his head. “There is only one way to put an end to Tzelek. It is written in the stars. He and I will duel to the death.”
“But you’ve already done that once,” said Max. “How can you duel to the death again?”
“Tzelek killed my father, Punak Ha, the man who raised him. With one plunge of a dagger Tzelek threw the cosmos out of balance. It is my duty to avenge my father’s death. I will die, and die, and die again, until that one great wrong has been righted.”
A chill ran around the room.
“It’s cold tonight,” said Hermanjilio. “Let’s build a fire and get cozy.”
Max looked around at the soaring ceiling, the expanse of cold floor, the antique furniture, and Uncle Ted’s museum-like collection of Maya pottery. It would take more than a fire in the grate to make this room cozy.
Hermanjilio saw his dubious expression and misread it. “It’s okay, Max, you’re safe. Tzelek can’t get you here.”
“None of us are safe,” said Lord 6-Dog.
And then the power went out.