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TO KILL A KING

Of all the drunk men in the Seven Stars that noontime, he was undoubtedly the drunkest.

The tavern was one of several close to the law courts but was favoured above others for the quality of its sweet sack, its beef and kidney pudding, and for the several snugs where lawyers could meet their clients or each other in relative privacy. Matters could be discussed with discretion, bribes subtly transferred from cloak to cloak.

The drunkard disturbed their equilibrium. It was not that the legal profession in London was any less inebriated than any other. Indeed, few of them would dream of venturing into the courtroom entirely sober; given that the judge, the juries, most plaintiffs and all defendants were unlikely to be, what would be the purpose? Despite that, most in the tavern comported themselves with decorum, keeping their voices low, their movements minimal.

Unlike the tall man whose long black hair – filigreed with silver and uninhibited by judicial wig or even ribbon – flew around him as he danced to music only he could hear. The man had tried to engage another in his dance, pulling him close, whirling him around again and again before being shoved aside with an oath. Rebuffed, he began to punctuate his jig with short snatches of song, and clapped a-rhythmically along to his stamping.

It was the jarring quality of this last that finally provoked a corpulent barrister named Woodstrode, three bumpers of sack the worse for the morning and so finding it hard to grasp the exact amount he was being offered to lose his case that day, to bellow, ‘Christ’s mercy, Peterson. Throw the bedlamite out!’

Thom Peterson, landlord of the Stars, had been contemplating doing so since the man began his jigging. But the only part of him that was large was his belly; he’d strained his back shifting barrels earlier in the day and he’d dispatched his tapster, Smythe, who enjoyed hurting drunks, to fetch more offal from the Fetter Lane shambles. Still, with the tavern now suddenly quieter and his regular clients regarding him, he knew he must do something.

Stepping from behind the trestle, he warily approached the man who, on the lawyer’s cry, had ceased singing and taken a few unsteady steps back to the crook stool he’d risen from to dance. He swayed above it now and, just as the landlord reached him, flopped onto it.

‘Now, listen to me, you –’ Peterson began.

‘Grash,’ the man slurred.

‘What’s that, fellow?’

Another unintelligible word came, whispered this time while the drunkard also reached up, took the landlord’s hand, tugged him down until their heads near touched. Peterson, bending to listen and consider how, with his back, he could lift the larger man from his seat and run him out the door, then realised that there was not just flesh between them – there was metal as well. The man was turning his hand slightly, not letting it go, just enough to reveal that the metal was silver, and had His Majesty’s head upon it.

‘Leave me be,’ the man whispered, releasing the coin over, retaining the hand, ‘and I vow I’ll be good.’

Between the half-crown in his palm and the pain in his back, Peterson came to an immediate decision. ‘See that you are, ye dog,’ he declared into the silence that lingered, looking around to add loudly, ‘He sued his wife for criminal conversation – and he lost! I’ve told the poor cuckold he can rest here if he makes not one peep more.’

A few laughs came, along with expressions of wonder – it was rare for a husband to sue a wife for adultery in an adulterous world, rarer still for her to win. Wondering which lucky lawyer it was who had thus triumphed, Woodstrode and the rest turned back to their hushed negotiations. The hum returned to the tavern, the landlord to his trestle, the drunkard to himself. Indeed, the cuckold was now completely, contemptuously, ignored.

Which is just as I want it, thought Captain Coke, as he peered through the falling veil of his hair at the man who’d been his brief and unwilling partner in the dance. Use all your senses, his tutor in crime had told him. The man we seek will be unusual. He will stand out, e’en as he seeks to blend in. Something will distinguish him, give him away. Above all, he’d said, use this. And he’d tapped his nose.

He’d not meant it literally, of course. ‘Sniffing out villainy’ was a phrase as old as villains and those who hunted them. And yet?

Coke inhaled. The air was fragrant with so many things. Smoke overlaid it all – from the hearth, where sweet applewood burned to stave off the chill of this raw April day; from the clay pipes at which every second man puffed. You could tell the quality of the clientele by the quality of what they smoked. In an alehouse in Wapping, the seaman’s rough shag would make all eyes run. However the tobacco in the Seven Stars was finest blended Turkish leaf, purchased on the Haymarket or from Louis on Fleet Street – gentle on nostril, throat and chest.

Deeper, thought Coke, taking another breath which brought…the pungency of kidney from one of the establishment’s famed puddings, an example of which lay open and ravaged on the table to his side, wafting its flavourings over: nutmeg, cinnamon and black pepper. It brought perfume too, for near all men wore it, in different notes. Within his, bought at considerable expense from Maurice of the Strand Arcade, sandalwood predominated – a good, masculine smell, he’d always felt. Other perfumes nearby were not so nice. He smelled rosewater; then bergamot, lavender and lily.

He looked across the tavern again. The man he’d danced with smelled of none of these. Or rather, anything he wore was overlaid with something far stronger.

The scent of terror.

The man was now looking towards him. Muttering, Coke lowered his head into his hands, looked to the floor – and smiled. Though it was half hidden in floor reeds, had been trampled in muck and had a boot heel’s mark obscuring some of the words, the rest of the paper was clear – and told that at two that same afternoon at the Duke’s Playhouse, not three hundred paces from where he now sat, Thomas Betterton, ‘the prince of players’, would give his Hamlet, the prince of Denmark, for the very first time. And though there was no other name upon the bill, Coke saw one there anyway. For Sarah Chalker, who he hoped one day soon would be Sarah Coke, would be giving her Gertrude.

Smile changed to frown. He wasn’t well read in Shakespeare. But he knew that Gertrude was a widow. And ‘the Widow Chalker’ was what Sarah was called by many. Her husband had been slain, brutally slain, but eight months before. She’d told him that she was reluctant to marry again so soon before she had fully mourned. But Coke feared otherwise: that even though he knew she loved him, he also believed that the child that she carried, that they had created, made her wary of a life with him. He did not blame her – for what prospect was he? How could he provide for her and the babe? What was he, after all? A disinherited knight. A man forced to give up the one trade he had any skill in and exchange it for another which was…what? Sitting in a tavern, sniffing men? Seeking…

‘Do not turn about.’ The voice came low from behind him. ‘Or at least if you do, do so slowly and in your current – and masterly, may I say – personation.’

Coke continued slouching forward for a further half minute. Then, yawning widely, he turned about, laid his head upon the forearms on the table and closed his eyes. He’d seen all he needed.

Pitman was a big man, taller by half a head than himself, and half as broad again. Yet while Coke had jigged, the man had contrived to cross a crowded tavern and insert his large self into the corner of the settle unobserved. This quiet way of being there and yet not seeming to be was just one of several skills that Pitman had been trying to teach his new partner, which the thief-taker alluded to now.

‘I see you took my advice about hiding in plain sight,’ he said. He tamped then lit his pipe from the table’s candle, exhaling a plume of smoke – shag, Coke thought, coughing, the man had low tastes in some things – to add to the fug. ‘Well done, William.’

Coke sighed. The lessons were good, and well received. Yet sometimes they were delivered in the tone of a schoolmaster speaking to a particularly dense child. ‘Nay, sir,’ he replied without raising his head, ‘that’s a catch I learned all by myself – perhaps on the score of robberies I undertook in plain sight while you and all the other thief-takers chased my shadow.’

The big man chuckled, scratching under his luxuriant beard. ‘Ah, Captain Cock. Would you rather be holding up coaches still than about such subterfuge?’

‘I would rather be about what we agreed.’ He sniffed. ‘Using our respective skills to hunt and snare my former fellow road knights. Splitting their bounties between us.’ He coughed again at Pitman’s execrable tobacco. ‘This is not the king’s highway, sir. We will find no highwayman here.’

Pitman stopped smiling. ‘No. But we may find someone else. And there’s money in him, have no fear.’ The thief-taker leaned forward to rest his elbows on the table, hands and pipe bowl sheltering his mouth. ‘Have you found him out?’

‘I believe so.’

‘Is he the short young fellow in the brown doublet sitting directly behind you across the tavern?’

Coke opened one eye. ‘How do you know already what I have only just discovered?’

‘He is one of the few here not in company. His clothes, though plain, are better cut than most. His wig is certainly more expensive. And he has just pulled out his timepiece for the third time in as many minutes. He is waiting for someone.’ The pot boy placed a tankard on the table and moved away. Pitman took a large swig. ‘And I was told the rendezvous would be in the Seven Stars.’

‘By whom? For Chrissakes, Pitman, who is this bloody fellow? Why are we concerned with him?’

The questions came fast, borne on irritation. Pitman shoved the pint pot across. ‘Drink, Captain, while the fellow scans behind him now and pays us no nevermind.’

‘But –’

‘Season your impatience with ale and I will answer you – as far as I am able.’ As Coke obeyed and drank, he continued, ‘I’ll tell you this, though – find him out and we will be wealthier for it at twenty guineas a man. Nay, I do not know who he is, Captain, if that is what you would ask. Neither does our employer –’

‘Employer! We work for no man –’

Pitman raised a hand, interrupting the interruption. ‘Alas, Captain, but in this case we do. He is –’ Pitman took a deep breath. It was the information he knew he’d have to share with his friend. It would not please. Marry, it did not please him. Nonetheless. ‘Sir Joseph Williamson. He is the Under-Secretary for –’

The expected reaction came. ‘I know who he is, sir,’ hissed Coke. ‘For any fancy title he possesses, he is still England’s spymaster. What have we to do with such a man?’ His eyes widened. ‘Pitman, you do not say –’

‘I do.’ Pitman took a big swallow before he continued. ‘We are summoned to the service of the state. Again.’

‘Shit.’ Coke reached over and took Pitman’s ale from his hand, near draining it, before setting it down. ‘And what service are we doing it in this tavern, pray?’

‘According to the whisper Sir Joseph heard, we are here to thwart a conspiracy that will begin here.’

‘Its aim?’

‘To assassinate the king.’

Strangely, Coke felt his anger leave. Perhaps it was the ale. ‘Oh. Merely that?’ Coke laid his head back onto his forearms. ‘You make me tired, Pitman. We are not spies, nor government agents, nor guards of the king’s person. Why would Sir Joseph seek our aid?’

It was another thing that Pitman truly did not wish to discuss. Yet he must. ‘Because he believes the conspiracy is hatched by our old enemies, the Fifth Monarchists. That the man over there still checking his watch, and this other he awaits, are both members of that infernal crew.’

The captain reached up to pinch between his eyes. And so it circles back, he thought. The fanatics who made Sarah Chalker a widow, who near killed us all, now seek to kill the king – again. ‘Other? What other?’

‘It was the one additional whisper that Sir Joseph’s agents had caught. The arrival in London of a most dangerous man. So dangerous he does not have a name. Merely a nickname.’

‘Which is?’

‘Homo Sanguineus.’

Coke frowned. ‘I ever regret that the late deplored wars forced me to exchange further classical education for bullets and blades. But does that not mean “man of blood”?’

‘It does.’

‘I see. So what now, Pitman? What would our master have us do? Play the role of damned spy? Observe, report? Arrest? I am not a constable, sir. Unlike you.’

‘I fear, as does Sir Joseph, that the affair might be more pressing than that. Do you know what today is?’

‘The sixth of April.’

‘And what does that signify?’

‘Just tell me, man, before I lose the will to live.’

‘Very well.’ Pitman glanced across the room, to the man now scratching hard under his expensive wig. ‘In ’61, Major General Harrison was executed. You may have heard of him.’

‘He was a regicide, was he not? Signed the death warrant of our late king, Charles I?’

‘He did. And suffered the fate of a traitor for it. He was hung, drawn and quartered. Yet ’tis said that, despite the horrors visited upon his old body, the general never stopped singing hymns. Right up to the moment when they were extracting his guts with hot tongs…’

Coke raised a hand. ‘I beg your favour – you can spare me the details.’

Pitman smiled. ‘I always forget what a weak stomach you have, Captain. Odd for a military man. Well,’ he continued, ‘that was five years ago to this very day.’

Coke lifted his head. ‘You do not mean –’

‘I do.’ Pitman nodded. ‘Sir Joseph believes they will attempt their revenge on the anniversary of Harrison’s…martyrdom, as they would have it.’

Coke frowned. ‘Easily countered. His Majesty may spend the day cavorting with one of his many mistresses in his apartments at Whitehall with a troop of cavalry to guard each door.’

‘He may, but he will not. For he has an appointment.’

‘Where?’

Instead of answering, Pitman bent and plucked something from the floor, and laid it on the table before Coke. It was the playbill he had but lately been perusing. Announcing a performance to be given of the Tragedy of Hamlet – in less than one hour’s time. ‘Betterton is His Majesty’s favourite player. He never misses his first assay of a role,’ Pitman added.

Coke barely heard him. He rose.

‘Calmly, man. Where do you go?’ Pitman said.

‘To the playhouse. Sarah’s there. And if these fanatics are there as well –’

He half turned – and Pitman reached and seized his arm. ‘They are not, man. They are here. And our best chance to intercept them is –’

He was interrupted, not by Coke’s argument but by the main doors beside them banging open, and by the shout given by the man in a long, black cloak who entered. ‘The judges are returning!’ he yelled. ‘The courts are in session. All persons with business before their Worships to come forthwith.’

Where there had been quiet, now there was noise, as lawyers, plaintiffs, defendants, all rose, drained tankards and loudly made their last points. Where there had been space, it was now filled as men flooded the area before the Seven Stars’ trestle. Coke and Pitman turned, seeking through the sudden mob. But as the smoke cleared through doors flung wide onto the street, and as the lawyers streamed out, they saw that the man they’d been watching so assiduously had gone.

‘The back door, swiftly!’

There were still enough customers to hinder them and despite his size it took near half a minute for Pitman to push through, Coke in his wake. The back door gave onto a dank alley. But its only occupants were five men adding to its reek by pissing against its walls. The man they sought was not one of them.

‘The playhouse!’

Coke set off at a good pace, Pitman level with him. ‘Tell me,’ he said, as they dodged between the yellow puddles, ‘how did you single out this fellow amongst all the others? Did you take my advice?’

‘In a way. I used this.’ He tapped his nose.

‘Ah good! Your sixth sense.’

‘No. I used this.’ He tapped again. ‘The man reeked.’

‘Not uncommon in London. Marry, my Bettina says that if I do not take my fortnightly bath –’

‘You mistake me. This was a particular kind of smell. Such a one as I have scented only one place before. You will have smelled it too.’

‘Where?’

‘On a battlefield. In the late king’s wars, you may have fought for Parliament and I for the King, but I wager our comrades smelled exactly the same going into a fight for the first time. I know I did. It is the scent of terror,’ he nodded, ‘and this man reeks of it.’

They rounded the corner and were gone.

Had Pitman not been so distracted he would have noticed something in the alley – for he was famed for his seeing of even the smallest detail. And this was not even that small, truly. A man near as large as the thief-taker, leaning against the wall, unbuttoned. A man engaged in the act of pissing yet voiding nothing. A man who tucked himself away now, buttoned his breeches and followed, at a steadier pace, those three who hurried to the theatre. The ones he’d spotted immediately in the tavern as they looked elsewhere – for he had a good eye for an enemy, born of the experience of having had so many.

He need not hurry, knowing he had ten minutes before the new rendezvous he’d arranged in a swift whisper with the man who – he had to agree with the government toady – smelled none so well. Though he wished the time were shorter so that he could relieve himself of the large metal ball that pressed against his spine.

Shifting it a little, the man known as Homo Sanguineus walked slowly towards a royal death.