Before Bed

Would you call me a blonde?

Marla fingers the frizzy ends

of her grey hair.

I’ll call you anything you like.

Just don’t call me too early in the morning!

She giggles,

and though I’ve heard this joke

ten times already from her,

I laugh too,

then stand behind her chair

and begin to give her a French plait,

pulling the short ends in,

smoothing them into place.

You always have gorgeous hair, she says.

She can’t mean me,

my stringy strands

hiding my face.

She must be thinking of Toffee,

tresses to her hip,

held back

from her forehead with a wide hairband.

I haven’t gorgeous anything, I whisper.

Marla turns angrily,

ruining the plait I’m forced to release.

Do you know your trouble?

You don’t half talk a load of old shite.