Marla’s Tiny Terraced House

Marla’s house must have been painted white

some time ago,

though now it looks grey

from weather-wear

and lack of care.

She is sitting on the back step,

staring at a packet of cigarettes.

Are these yours? she asks.

I shake my head.

Maybe they’re Mary’s.

Find a lighter.

Or you could use the grill.

I pull out the chocolate bar.

How about this instead?

Is it all for me?

You have to share, I scold.

Fair enough.

She swaps cigarettes for chocolate,

yumming so loudly

you’d think we were eating

in a five-star restaurant.

I’m glad you got milk chocolate.

The dark stuff tastes like Calpol.

Yeah. Why would anyone eat it?

Trying to be posh.

Can you be a chocolate snob?

You can be any sort of snob at all.

That’s how the la-di-das sniff us out –

by noticing what we wear and buy and eat and everything.

A snob would know you didn’t belong in two seconds flat,

she says.

I suppose so.

I think of how Lucy could tell

by studying my shoelaces

that I don’t belong in her world.

Marla has chocolate in her eyebrow.

I rub it away with my thumb.

Shall we have supper?

She looks up at the sky.

But it isn’t bedtime.

That wouldn’t make sense.

No, I say. No, it wouldn’t.

So we have dinner instead.

Like common people.