One Thing

Lucy is sitting on the beach next to another girl.

This is my mate Mindy.

The girl nods,

gawping into her phone

and grinning.

Someone else is behind them,

standing over a mountain bike,

a cigarette limp between her lips.

And that’s Jan.

Lucy points

but doesn’t turn.

She’s sort of retro.

She must mean the cigarette but I don’t know.

Lucy gives me twelve quid

for the completed homework plus

two more maths assignments.

Can you translate French? Jan asks.

She sucks on the cigarette

like someone who hasn’t been

smoking very long –

a quick pull,

hardly inhaling.

I can do most subjects.

It sounds arrogant

but all I mean is that

studying is the one thing I can do.

One thing out of a hundred failures.

My dad is being a right pain

and it’s parents’ evening next week.

Jan speaks to my burn.

I flick my hair to cover it.

I’ve tried Google Translate but it’s pointless.

I need to write a description of my family.

You can make it up.

All right.

Another sixth-former needs a personal statement

for UCAS, Lucy adds.

I can give you bullet points.

I’m about to smile gratefully but say instead,

UCAS forms will cost extra.

The last one took forever.

Lucy grins. Of course.

I mean,

time is money.

Right?