The White House

It’s the white house,

Lucy had said,

which I took to mean

it’s

a

white house.

But no.

Her house is, as she said,

the

white house,

the only one on the street,

a street of three homes differentiated

by colour – white, yellow, brown –

each topped with glass and jutting out

on to the ocean like coastal guardians.

I press the bell and, as if I’ve cast a spell,

a woman in gardening gloves appears at my side

carrying two empty wine bottles.

Well, hello there, she says.

Before I can reply,

Lucy opens the door and

pulls me into the house.

Her mother follows.

Her hair is sprayed stiff,

her face doesn’t move.

Would you like anything to eat, darling?

I can ask Stacey to fix you something.

I’m off out soonish.

I produce a bar of milk chocolate

and hand it to her mum,

who checks the purple wrapping, back and front,

like it’s a quiz.

Thanks for having me, I say,

ashamed I thought

such a small thing could be a gift.

Oh, that’s incredibly thoughtful of you.

How extraordinary.

Lucy, look at this?

She forgot my birthday last month.

Don’t even ask me what happens on Mothering Sunday!

Little Miss Forgetful.

I’d rather believe that than think my child doesn’t care.

Lucy groans, drags me upstairs.

Jesus. Sorry about that.

Thought she’d be at a flaxseed convention

or something.

I don’t speak,

focus on keeping my mouth closed

and not going too goggly eyed at her room:

at the wide-screen TV

next to the PC

next to the laptop

next to the double wardrobe

next to the double bed

next to the acoustic guitar

next to the drum set

next to the bathroom.

You’ve got your own flat.

Lucy scans the room unimpressed.

It stinks in here.

I had the dog with me.

Mum won’t put her down.

Shall we work first or watch Netflix?

Lucy hands me an essay,

a teacher’s red marks in the margins.

Got this back yesterday.

Need to fix it.

Will you help?

I hadn’t expected to work.

I shrug. Sure.

For the rest of the afternoon

I sit at her desk overlooking the ocean

and type into a laptop

while Lucy lolls on her bed

watching films,

occasionally passing me

a sandwich or piece of fruit delivered to the room

by a housekeeper.

At six o’clock her dad arrives home.

Lucy takes me down to say hello.

He is wearing waterproofs

though it’s sunny outside.

I’ve been sailing.

Lovely day for it.

I try to look interested but I’ve no idea

what sailing means –

was he in a boat as big as a pedalo

or something more like a yacht?

Did he fish?

Is he a captain?

I think of Sophie and Jacq –

what they’d say if they could see this place,

meet this family –

how they’d run out of shitting hells

and oh-my-gods.

They’d swipe stuff for sure.

You’re welcome to stay for supper,

her dad assures me,

pronouncing it sup-pah

then heading away from the kitchen,

where a woman is dutifully chopping.

I better get back.

Maybe Marla won’t have noticed the time

or that I’m missing,

but I don’t want to eat with these people watching,

trying to keep my knife, napkin, glass

in the right places.

In the hallway

Lucy hands me more homework.

Need it back by Tuesday.

You’re getting slower, you know?

This stuff’s not for me obviously.

Oh and here. Take this.

She pulls an iPhone from her back pocket.

Are you sure?

Part payment for the homework, she says.

You’ll need to get it unlocked.

Behind her

on the table

is the bar of Cadbury chocolate.

I reach one hand forward and

slip it into my coat.