Good morning, Greenpoint Panthers! It’s Tuesday, December 20, which means we only have three more days of school till winter break and FREEDOM! Well, unless you’re one of those people planning to develop a parentally approved and very convenient illness a day or two before break starts so you can get a jump on vacation travel. *cough*cough* As they do every year, the administration has sent an email to parents threatening “dire consequences” for removing kids from school for vacation, but we all know it’s going to happen anyway.
You know who can’t wait for winter break? Taylor van C. He’s been telling everyone who will listen that he’s going to Telluride. Taylor, we know your granddaddy has a big freaking house there. Dude, give it a rest, okay?
I bet Ms. Johnson is counting down the days to break, too. She was spotted crying at her desk on Friday. Don’t worry, Ms. J, it’ll be better in the New Year.
I’ll tell you two people who won’t be having such a happy New Year. That would be Dara S and Will H …
Today’s Rumor Has It bombshell is gonna cause some trouble in paradise for the formerly secret lovebirds. Watch and see for yourself:
Rumor-Has-It.com/willhbombshell
Here’s a transcription, just in case you’re in class and can’t watch right now, because you do NOT want to be late to this party.
Dara S: Oh, come on. Everyone knows Will paid someone to take the August SAT for him. I mean, his scores went up by how much? Like, two hundred points? Who does that—especially when they’ve told you how they suck at standardized tests?
From 1250 to 1460? Will’s a smart guy, but that’s just ridiculous.
Maybe the pressure from his dad just got to be too much? Maybe Will didn’t know about it and his dad arranged it, like in that celebrity college admissions scandal?
Whatever. Either way, it’s not right, because he’s taken the spot away from someone who really deserves it.
Like I said, it’s a bombshell. Duck and take cover, Panthers!