GREG’S ambivalence towards his new brother-in-law changed abruptly the Christmas Miles gave him Chicken Soup for the Expectant Mother’s Soul. Greg stewed over it for months until, for Miles’s birthday, it was payback time. ‘Here you go, mate,’ he said cheerfully, handing him a gift which he’d wrapped in newspaper: Justin Bieber’s autobiography, Just Getting Started. When Miles opened it, laughed, and said, ‘Touché!’ Greg realised he’d been misreading Miles all along. From that day on they got along famously. And never again could Greg see something like Creative Embroidery in a bookshop and not think of Miles.