Saturday is Valentine’s Day.
So we will be allowed to celebrate it at school TOMORROW, Friday.
Unless you don’t have a Valentine. Like me.
Then you don’t celebrate. You walk around feeling sorry for yourself. You might as well stay home.
But look on the bright side, McCrae.
Tomorrow also happens to be Friday the 13th.
So maybe having a Valentine is unlucky. And the best thing to do is go to school and don’t worry.
You will not worry.
You will not worry.
You will not worry.