23

6:00 p.m.
Six hours to go

Hephzibah studied her costume in the looking glass. She’d encrusted herself in paste jewels, adorned herself with feathers. She wore gigantic hoop skirts, and a wig teased and curled several feet into the air. She looked as if she’d been painted pink, the punch-colored satin clinging to her skin. I am a bird of paradise, she told herself, hands shaking. I am the sensation of my age.

She heard that voice, hard and cold. “Your Grace. I hope something isn’t the matter?”

Hephzibah took a breath, right from the gut, and whirled around. “I always arrive as early as possible for a ball,” she said, her words ringing out across the dining room. “I love every minute of a party.”

The ball wasn’t due to begin until nine o’clock. The full robbery itself wouldn’t commence until midnight, per the plan. By any measure, Hephzibah had arrived impossibly early. But she needed to be in position, ready to steer her first guests into the house. It meant holding character, without pause, for hours. Hephzibah’s hands began to shake even more, and she fanned herself violently to hide it.

Miss de Vries glanced at the clock, raised an eyebrow. But Mrs. King was right. This girl had been trained well. She was a consummate professional. “I am glad you are here, Your Grace,” she said. “I owe you a great debt of gratitude for your attendance.”

Hephzibah started. “Oh.” And then, recovering, said, “Then you may kiss my hand, if you wish.”

Miss de Vries smiled, a flat-eyed, reptilian expression. “And your costume is simply marvelous.”

“I am the French queen,” Hephzibah said. “A wayward, wanton she-devil, one who brings revolution and fire. I am death! I am destruction! I hope I keep my head on!” Hephzibah felt her wig bobbing. “I will station myself here, to ensure we can properly receive Her Royal Highness. I have received every indication that she will be with us this evening. Her detectives will be arriving at any moment.”

Hope, a little flash of it, dawned upon Miss de Vries’s face.

“Yes,” she said, voice low. “I already received the message.”

Hephzibah didn’t know what to make of this. She supposed Alice Parker had gone to Miss de Vries first and told her mistress that the princess was coming.

“Excellent,” she said. “Then follow me, my sweet hostess, and we shall meet them!”


A group of men, fresh shaven and quick eyed, stood in a louche group at the edge of the hall. This was Mrs. Bone’s second tranche of foot soldiers. Hephzibah glimpsed Mrs. Bone concealing herself behind a pillar.

“Your Grace,” said the first man. “We’re here to have a quick look around.”

“Splendid,” said Hephzibah.

Miss de Vries scanned them, her expression unreadable. “You are members of the constabulary?” she said.

“Sure, we are,” said the first with a lilt.

Miss de Vries’s eyes narrowed. And then she looked at Hephzibah.

Hephzibah beamed, a rictus grin that made her cheeks ache. Sweat beaded its way down the back of her neck.

“By all means, gentlemen,” said Miss de Vries.

They didn’t waste a moment. They flowed out and around her, up the stairs and through the house. The place was flooded with Mrs. Bone’s troops in minutes.


Mrs. Bone sighed with relief as her men slipped past. She’d sneaked away to make sure they arrived safely: she always liked to oversee a big delivery. And they didn’t seem spooked. They were all working to plan. Everything was simply fine. Finally, she thought, we’re off. All day she’d felt like a horse pawing the ground behind the gate. She needed to get on now, be in motion. She was clutching a pair of vases, her fingers twitching.

“What are you up to?”

Mrs. Bone jumped. Cook had appeared behind her.

Of course you’re here, Mrs. Bone thought, creeping and crawling around, scratching your arse and getting in my business when you should be looking after the young ones, protecting them, keeping them safe...

“Hadn’t you better stay below stairs, Cook?” muttered Mrs. Bone. “Isn’t there something for you to be doing?”

“If you’re allowed to sneak a peek upstairs, then I’m quite sure I am,” said Cook in a comfortable whisper, leaning on the pillar, not hidden at all. “Would you look at that one—she’s trussed up like a turkey, ain’t she?”

Hephzibah was standing at a distance. They could hear Miss de Vries as she said, “I’m afraid I shall have to take my leave of you, Your Grace. I’ve yet to change into my costume.”

Hephzibah turned, in full view of Cook. “As you wish, Miss de Vries,” Hephzibah said. “I shall gather my strength in expectation of the dancing.”

“Oh,” said Cook, an expulsion of breath. “I know her.”

Mrs. Bone felt her chest tighten. She shoved her vase at Cook. “Give me a hand with this. It needs taking down to the courtyard.”

It was always going to happen. There was always going to be one of the servants, one of the old guard, who’d remember that scullery girl. Mrs. Bone almost let out a bitter laugh. Of course it would be Cook. She stepped out from behind the pillar, staring desperately at the back of Hephzibah’s head, trying to telegraph a message through the air: Get out of the way, get yourself hidden, quick.

Miss de Vries heard the words, and looked straight at Cook.

Mrs. Bone froze. She knew what should happen. What would happen, in any normal circumstance. Miss de Vries would frown, glance around for a footman, or Mr. Shepherd, someone who could clear Cook out of the way. But she didn’t. She just studied Cook, curious, and then slowly—oh, dreadfully slowly—turned back to Hephzibah.

Hephzibah’s gaze widened, sensing crisis. And later Mrs. Bone thought, if it weren’t for Hephzibah’s courage, her magnificence, if she weren’t such a powdered and painted sort of heathen, they wouldn’t have made it through the night at all.

Hephzibah tilted her head toward Miss de Vries and said, in a confidential whisper, “You would seem to have a rather eager sort of woman working for you there.”

It felt to Mrs. Bone that the air screwed itself up. She forced the vase into Cook’s hands, feeling light-headed. “Move,” she whispered in her ear. “Now.” She saw Hephzibah moving on, unconcerned. Felt Cook go rigid, color racing into her cheeks.

“Sorry, mum, sorry, m’lady,” she said, dipping a curtsey, the vase slipping into her hands.

“And off we go,” muttered Mrs. Bone, getting her by the elbow. “Off we go.”

“I...”

Now, Cook.”

Yes, go, go, go, she thought, run. She dragged Cook away, feeling eyes on her back, ice racing after them through the floor.

Cook said, “I just thought...for a second. It was odd... I thought she looked like...”

Mrs. Bone banged open the door, got them out of the hall. “Here,” she said, shoving another vase at Cook. “You’d best take that and all.” Feints and distractions were the only things that ever worked on Cook.

Cook scowled at Mrs. Bone, said in a dangerous voice, “You want to watch your tongue. Who made you queen of the castle?”

“The Lord himself,” Mrs. Bone said, although she was breathing fast, her heart hammering. “And you’ll thank me later. But would you listen, Cook? There’s something awful I need to tell you...”